geomela

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Well, not so much now.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I feel that might become a... problem.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I wonder if he saw an angel.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

There is some short story about all people being one being living every human life that ever will be and that when they are done they will be born as a God or some other elevated being.

The Egg by Andy Weir.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Ah yes, Pitch Black era Vin Diesel. Or one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

You're taking some considerable risk with that because sometimes the illness is not caused by colonization of bacteria in the body, but by consuming substances that the bacteria leave behind as part of their metabolism.

I'm pretty sure he means poop. Bacteria poop.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I'm trying to work out if your hypothetical pill holder only has five days or you're calling OP a motherfucker.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Apparently I don't know. 🙁

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

For the trumpet to affect his height... Did he wear it as a hat?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

A once in a generation voice of pure velvety chocolate. No shame there.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Hur Hur Hur... PPU

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