drbluefall

This is not a controlled burn.

This is a five-alarm wildfire.

Woomy!

I'm wondering if that's more for legal reasons than for technical ones. Then again, I'm not a lawyer, and you could probably get around it by directly using the AT Protocol.

shrugs

~/Projects/$TOPIC_OR_LANGUAGE/$PROJECT_NAME

ie.

• ~/Projects/Web/passport.ink for a web dev project
• ~/Projects/Minecraft/synthetic_ascension for a Minecraft mod
• ~/Projects/C++/journalpp for a C++ library

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reader mode ftw

Good satire is built on facts.

Maybe one-way trip to Pluto instead?

Perhaps the design could be altered.

I know the appeal of a guillotine is that it's fairly simple, but if we're gonna scale it up for maximal decapitating efficiency, then I feel like we can afford to have a motor with some horsepower lift the blade. Maybe two to make keeping both sides of the blade even easier.

Wouldn't a heavy blade be a good thing? So you can ensure a clean cut on the way down?

And forest's worth of hickory wood.

I mean, it is somewhere between extremely difficult and nigh-impossible to build a standards-compliant web browser. And when Chromium is right fucking there, I can see how it's tempting to take it, reskin it, add your own little seasoning, and send it out as your own