booty

broke: fish look like aliens

woke: aliens look like fish

i had a thermoflask till the cops stole it. it did its job.

of course not, why would i burden my brain with the task of reshaping itself to retain facts about this guy

why can't anyone outside of hexbear post anything funny? i swear this is like the third comm named "memes" ive blocked

Clearly the question he was asking himself was "why am I under any obligation to pay back my creditors?"

critical support

Ooh, hell yeah. Literally thousands of people are defecting from the US every year. Failed totalitarian dictatorship my people yearn for freedom no food etc etc

those damn hexbears, citing their sources. why can't they just be normal and believe complete nonsense based on reddit comments?

None of the random americans that were the target audience could figure out what assassins creed was actually about so it skated by

literal government anti-furry oppression was not on my bingo card

i dont even understand the vaporeon thing, it literally is not even vaguely girl-shaped. it is a fish fox.

Gonna be one of the tekken games I think. I distinctly remember playing as just a bear named bear lmao

if all your friends jumped off a (ship's) bridge [into the raging sea] would you follow them?