Zorsith

joined 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 10 hours ago

An Amazon owned streaming platform.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

In warmer weather, mind the geese. They're really fucking aggressive!

Regularly go through a car wash WITH UNDERCARRIAGE CLEANING or your car will be ruined by the road salt and rust.

Find a snow brush long enough to reach every part of your vehicle, buy two; keep one inside your home and one in the vehicle at all times until the weather is consistently above 50f.

You can be pulled over in places for not completely clearing snow off your vehicle; it will fly off in chunks that can smash windshields of others.

Dress warmly, but not so warm as to sweat. Sweat is moisture, moisture freezes, you'll be colder than if you had dressed lighter. Multiple thinner layers, with a moisture wicking innermost layer to keep it off your skin.

Everywhere will absolutely blast the heater in every office and store, so if you're going to be outside very little, probably best to leave the heavy coat in the car.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago

What are his thoughts on being used as a pillow for a nap?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

He puts on a delightful and majestic display of smugness.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Tbh I'm kinda glad Blizzard/battlenet games don't appeal to me anymore. I got severely burnt out on Diablo 3, and it feels like all blizzard produced was either grindfests or competitive games.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Having not seen it or any of TNG; is it perhaps supposed to be hated, an allusion to other (obvious) demands for human rights? To be deliberately infuriating that it's even a question?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 day ago

And Whatsapp. People seem dumbfounded whenever they find out Facebook owns it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Can't gain weight if you can't digest it!

Try a 100% dairy diet today!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

McConnell with the facesitting fetish

exits stage left to vomit at the imagery

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Replace #3 with big warm long skirt and leggings and sweaters and scarfs and mittens and comfy boots for cold weather ☺️

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

After my meme review consultancy fee of 20 slips of gold pressed latinum, you owe me 15 slips of gold pressed latinum.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You can have a mall mass shooting from time to time, as a little treat.

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