TheSlad

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 48 minutes ago

Finds rare woman who can orgasm from only penetration without any clitoral stimulation.

Complains.

Bro just enjoy the sex and make sure to communicate. Leave the clit alone if it doesnt work.

All women are different and their pleasure parts work (or in some cases, dont work) in different ways.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Do you shower and wash your asshole immediately after you poop every time?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I eat sauerkraut from the jar with a fork.

Then I drink the brine.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I lived this cycle for 7 years. Eventually I just stopped tiptoeing around the eggshells and did whatever the fuck I wanted then ignored her when she blew up. Then she tried to become an alcoholic and blame it on me. When that didnt work she finally found some other poor bastard work on.

I will be happily single for the rest of my life. Also fun fact: child support for two kids is cheaper than supporting her retail therapy habits.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

It knows when you looked at the tracker pixel, and that youre using tor. Also knows your tor exit node, but thats probably not useful to them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago (4 children)

In what way is that a cello? There are no strings, hes holding the bow in the wrong hand

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I browse by all, so mostly I've just blocked a shit ton of porn instances, communities, and accounts.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago

Where can I buy these?

I dont even like kissing boys

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Whyy did you choose neon green over yellow?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Nope. 3% is less than inflation rates so with cost of living factored in they got the opposite.

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