Femcel Memes

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/16525365

A 3-panel comic. In the first panel a tall busty woman wearing a shirt with the Brazilian flag on it is confronting a shorter girl with a shirt that says: "EMO 💀". The dialogue reads:

BRASIL: "So... Can we talk about the text you sent me last night?"

EMO: "Yeah, I'm sorry, it was too late at night and I drank too many pepsis, and besides, it was just a small typo, nothing too bad."

In the second panel a closeup of Brasil's phone is shown, Emo's message reads: "MOMMY I NEED TO BE HELD, I NEED SMOOSCHES, I NEED TO BE STEPPED ON", followed by a long series of "PLS" and pleading emojis.

In the last panel Emo is smiling awkwardly, her dialogue reads: "...It was a big typo... Heh..."

Shimeji Simulation

For the uninitiated

Woman in an office working at a computer with a paper taped to the back of her chair. It reads:

Please let her work, she needs to finish her job. (She likes to yap).

Under the text is an emoji with its mouth taped shut.

Theres the pretty girls... Drawing of a red haired girl with a heart on her T-Shirt and sparkles all around And theres the popular girls Drawing of a girl with an astronomy t-shirt doing a ;3 kissy face

And I look like OBAMA PRISM Obama Prism: Obama's face stretched on the surface of a mathematical pyramid

Alt text: one girl kissing another up against a wall in a social media post with 8 likes captioned: "Lesbians are turning men into servile trans women and using their essence to gain more power."

I usually sleep 6 hours but my sleeping schedule is being the most random thing ever lately >v<

ShaveYourEyebrows drawing of a woman with an unamused squinting face surrounded by a 4 point circular flow chart. Chart reads:

I meet someone -> We talk -> I discuss the benefits of making Estrogen Pills available to purchase at TESCO -> They leave -> I meet someone...

Caption: After I post deranged memes despite being innocent af

Picture of a girl giggling sinisterly by @Senukin69

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Needless to say, I'm not much of a slut or a rebel in real life, nor am I a confrontational person. I almost always let other drivers cut in front of me (they must be in more of a rush than I am), I always try to stay out of people's way(on the road and everywhere else), and I'm overly considerate(I don't like making others unhappy) 😖

I'm a huge wuss by nature. I've had to learn to be assertive, but my default reaction is always caution. I was a goodie-two-shoes as a kid. I only needed to be told not to do something once, not because I was scared of punishment, but because I was scared of harming someone. I've been drunk once and I've never gotten high. I'm honestly ashamed of how boring I am. I want to try life more, but I don't even know where to start 😥