Tebbie

A good salesman knows what he is selling.

Nothing like throwing a shell the weight of a car at the enemy.

Might as well extend the steps so that they touch each other. It would no longer have a platform there, but it would be easier to climb. You would have a step ledge, but it's already a crap situation.

Ew, inodes is pretty cringe. :(

I've been under leaders like this. Definitely not the best ones.

This is the correct answer, citizen. You may yet become a helldiver.

You must be a traitor, then. All bugs must be squashed.

I wonder if the blurriness is a resolution problem or a focus problem, since it's so close compared to what it's designed to look at.

A trick I have is to eat less and eat fiber.

Best fun fact of the day that I have ever read.

I always assumed the stock launcher was always running under custom launchers. Is this the case?

This is called trying to get rid of your kids and TV in one night with no work on your part. Sadly it comes with jail time.