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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

and you either pass your turn and let her do it to you

OR WHAT?!

Noone will ever know, this is one of those choices you can't afford to not make

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Does Russia even have border guards anymore? Couldn't some random people just get past the border, shoot some fucks standing next to a building, load some gold into a truck and roll out?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

That gold is about to be worth only the effort to pick it up and take it back home if you're any sort of militarily-inclined nation.

Russia is hanging by a thread. Once the chaos starts and once the shitstain has its access to a nuclear button revoked on account of bullet through cranium, anyone with a big enough dick can waltz into Russia and "secure" the gold reserves for future investment, protecting it from the country's impending civil war.

At least I hope. Fuckers stole my country's gold reserves, I can only revel in the idea that they'd face the same.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

They're good with numbers, not words.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fellas is it gay to eat fruits and veggies

No way bro, now get these bananas and cucumbers all up in your pretty mouth, yeah, do it bitch

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That could be. But most of us go for a pretty face first, and Linux looks like she's trying to hide hers in some guy's neckbeard, soooo...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

I think we both know from the photo it's the other way around

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

They're* literally fucked.

It's a lot harder to pass laws that discriminate vs exactly one business, than it is to sanction one particular country. With shell corporations, hiding accounts etc, there's no way you can make a law that says "apple has to do X". But you can pass sanctions against, eg: Russia.

First corpo to buy a country is gonna quickly find out politics is harder than business, and greasing politicians' pockets is harder when you have literally hundreds of countries you're negotiating with.

Also, armies. Try getting on the wrong side of country x, might get yourself a nice invasion pretty soon.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

I mean, what if you want a cheaper iPhone and without the TOS forcing you to eat your own farts?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

You (or the committee of doctors) don't decide who is a better recipient for my goddamn organs. You can make whatever the fuck ethical decision you want when I'm dead, but not until then. And I've gotta say, it's shit like this - treating patients & donors like you know better - that make me not want to be a donor anymore. If I wanna donate my lungs to Hitler because he's my grandpa and I love him, that's not something you get to have a decision on.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

A looooooot of porn.

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