OhmsLawn

On the books.

I wonder how it works out if you include foreign currency.

Weird.

I remember. What was that all about?

You think that's hard?

Last year my dentist/denturist asked my what I wanted my teeth to look like!

It was unreal, trying to develop an aesthetic preference for teeth. It was actually quite eye-opening. I did find that I had a very strong opinion about it. I haven't quite gotten to the end product, but I now know what I want.

I recommend photos, but also to be careful in explaining what you like about the photo. It's easy to latch on to one aspect of a style, not realizing that an attempt to reproduce other aspects might end up completely ignoring what drew you to it in the first place.

Yes.

This has been explained elsewhere.

Not if you value women participating in sports.

Not here, friend. Not here.

My plan for your Saturday is to survive my Friday.

Do we have an extradition treaty with Brazil? Just thinking ahead...

This is too good.

That would be so goddamned lame.

You want Trader Joe's. That stuff is so hard that I often use a hot scoop to get it out. I'm OK with a slightly softer texture. Tillamook is my go-to brand. I've never found it to be absurdly soft, but it is easier to scoop than a Häagen-Dazs or TJ's.

The classic is anything that separates you from the ground.

I'd add anything related to plumbing, electricity and roofing.