LiterallyLMAO

Yeah, David Thewlis is always great, and Brando at his weirdest since apocalypse now. Cool monsters, crazy madness. I really don't get the hate. I mean, it's not a great movie, but perfectly fine late night entertainment.

Man, I actually kind of like the island of Dr Moreau...

That's why I'm stockpiling bananas as we speak. They can only go up in value!

It's basically chocolate frosting that for some bizarre reason people have convinced themselves is healthy, I guess because there's a tiny amount of hazelnut in it?

Is there a way to just blanket block all mastodon users from a Lemmy account? I swear I've never seen one that wasn't just vapid self promotion and hashtag spam.

I just realized Everett True is a dead ringer for Tor Johnson.

Lol, you should try eating feed corn sometime.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

Or, hear me out, what if we try growing food in the Midwest, rather than the biofuels, industrial lubricants, and cattle feed we grow there now?

Someone got stabbed in the hallway outside my apartment last night. Being poor's just great!

Hey, I also do fuck all. That's two things!

Well damn, now I want to start the world's first corpse-fired power plant