Archer

If you don’t have the British to do a genocide homemade is fine

Trespassing? Probably something Secret Service-y about a perimeter too if I had to guess

The Constitution is just words on paper. Meaningless unless taken seriously and enforced by people. What people can enforce it now?

Fucking idiot. The replacement weapons will be made here and paid to companies here

Nice rendition of his chinussy

Sometimes you’re just between a dildo store and a crematorium

Doritos

You would think the Poles wouldn’t like him that much

With rice

Ohio was the inspiration for the Ohio-class submarine, which has the terrifying ability to turn any location on the planet into Ohio in less than 30 minutes

He hasn’t even done a “This isn’t who I am” yet!