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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

The FDA made them change it to ‘some kidneys’.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago (1 children)

This is from Mad Magazine? I didn't even know they still existed.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

They were gone for a while. Only in the last 3 years or so have they come back with printed media. I was subscribed to them before they stopped publishing years ago and saved all the last few issues just because I figured they might be worth something someday.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

"Dad I'm throwing away this box of mad magazines"

"That's you're inheritance!"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'll stick with my perfectly safe powerthirst thank you very much

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Powerthirst is also crystal meth

[–] [email protected] 13 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Made with real rhino penis so you know it's good!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] victron 7 points 9 months ago

Right?! I don't want any of that addictive garbage!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

500 hrs of energy expended in 15 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It means he’s goin to shove it up his ass for a quick fix! Lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I know, I linked an Eric Andre clip in the comment above

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Safe for most kidneys, and you have a spare anyway

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

Known to cause cancer in the state of California, even in bystanders.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

This reminds me of when we found we could bulk buy ephedrine over the counter from chemists in sub saharan Africa and go to uninhabited islands off the coast and get messed up. Happy days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I'm onboard with the methamphetamines but I have questions about the rhino penis (poaching isn't cool) and poison

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Hahaha i needed this chuckle thank you

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is that the guy from "Somebody that I used to know"? (Goyte)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago