I have to swap lawful evil and chaotic evil I'm sorry
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I was thinking swapping chaotic good and chaotic evil. Sitting on the armrest is horrible for the chair and liable to injure you when the chair falls over.
Maybe also swap chaotic neutral and neutral evil. Also true neutral and neutral good. I must be getting old, my whole definition of evil is based on the risk of damaging furniture.
I feel like chaotic neutral relies on the sharing of the seat.
I'm sorry, I don't understand anything in the image apart from attempting to do one of those matrices like with hotdogs are sandwiches or whatever. What makes a seating position chaotic versus lawful?
Armchair legislation
I'm still lost, or is that just a pun? 😅
The impossibility of a sensible, coherent answer is part of why I find this stuff fun. Like, one of my friends enjoys arguing "every good is either a salad or a sandwich" and it's a fun false binary to play with (cereal is definitely more of a salad than a sandwich, for example )
Well pizza is obviously a sandwich
It's a joke.
And I don't get the joke, get it? Care to explain it to me?
It's based on character alignment in Dungeons and Dragons. It's somewhat complicated and I don't fully get it, but the general idea is that lawful characters follow laws (including personal views and societal norms, I think), chaotic characters tend to disregard and even reject them, focusing on their own freedom and behaving more chaotically, good characters seek to help others and follow a moral code, and evil characters seek to harm others, especially to their personal benefits. Neutral characters in an axis behave mostly like normal/average people, generally leaning towards lawful and good, but unwilling to make significant sacrifice and capable of succumbing to temptations.
As for what makes seating positions take certain places on the chart... Yeah, no, it's just personal opinions without too much thought put into a joke. Generally though, IMO, lawful/chaotic would be about following/rejecting the letter of the rule, whereas good/evil would be about following the spirit of the rule. So lawful good sits correctly, lawful evil technically follows the rules but does it intentionally wrong, chaotic good tries to keep a healthy position while ignoring the guidelines, and chaotic evil just does it as wrong as possible.
Ah, okay. Thanks for the detailed answer! 🤝
all of them are me after sitting down for like 5 minutes
As someone with chronic pain, these are just the positions I cycle through trying to feel comfortable for a second.
I'll do all of these in a span of 10 minutes
Chaotic Good is going to break the armrest.
That would be a little... chaotic
It's like a full 2*4 under there. It'll be fine.
Well I guess I'm alignment fluid.
I'm true neutral for sure.
I feel like lawful evil should be switch for chaotic evil, putting the shoes on the coach sounds bad
Do people wear shoes at home where you live?
Some Americans do. I didn't believe it either.
The absolute derangement of Americans truly knows no bounds. /s
Living in Germany, it's always so astonishing to have people ask me whether to take their shoes off or leave them on when entering my flat. Like, dude
they're all evil. lawful isn't "less" evil than chaotic. it's just evil in a different way.
all three lawfuls are sitting in a conventional way.
I wouldn't do any of the Neutral or Evil ones with shoes, that just feels uncomfortable
what are people who sit under cushion
Abysal evil
LG should actually be LN - you’re sitting in the intended and expected position of the chair, following the rules of the chair design to a T. LG would probably be the same position but scooched to one side of the chair so another person could sit, and LE should actually be the same position as well but with a manspread.
Get your asscrack off my chair arm.
Chaotic neutral for me
I knew I was evil, but I guess it’s some consolation that its effect is neutral.
Chaotic evil. Really stretches out the neck muscles and relieves that pinched nerve that makes my hands go numb.
my feet don't touch the floor in the lawful good position, it's uncomfortable
this is discrimination
Appreciate the username
The chaotic evil is a great position for throatfucking. Yeah, I watch way too much porn.
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Why am I neutral evil ;-;
I'm in all of them
Even lawful evil? I do that one but it's for a very specific reason.
Not anymore but i would do when i was a kid, so yes, but nowdays is normally one of the chaotic ones
I'm some combination of all three evils and chaotic neutral
That's a chaotic neutral for me! Embrace the chaos!
So I'm a true neutral? I'd never guess that about myself ...
Do you sit everywhere cross-legged, and are you shorter than average?
I find this is most often done by people at least one standard deviation below average height. I’m one of those people. My feet don’t touch the ground sitting normally in normal chairs, and it puts pressure on the back of the legs, making cross leg much more comfortable.
Sitting with your butt on the seat cushion seems the lawful option to me, it's being used in the normal, expected way. So sitting however you like - on the arms or top, feet on the seat, upside down would all be chaotic.
Spreading out and taking as much space for yourself seems like the best analogy for evil. Since good is about considering others and the wider consequences, I would think of good sitting as sharing the chair or at least leaving room for others.
I think chaotic good is perfect.
Lawful evil (the evilest alignment) sitting should be full man-spread, a pouf for each foot, giving both fingers to a bunch of tired looking children.
I'd usually alternate between true neutral and neutral evil