this post was submitted on 31 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Rare footage of Flying Squid commenting on Lemmy

[–] [email protected] 27 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Please. I'm far less coherent than that.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hey, I was trying to talk you up

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Sorry, you cannot defeat my low self-esteem and I won't allow you to because I suck.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

I unironically like your comments and posts.

Sorry pal, but them's just cold hard facts. The truth hurts.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago

Fuck you, you can't talk about my friend FlyingSquid that way, you ain't half the human they are!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You don't suck though! Fight back against the self-depreciation, it's only hurting you. You're awesome and you should know it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

See? I even suck at self-deprecating humor!

[–] riskable 14 points 7 months ago (2 children)

True story: This is the setup monitor manufacturers use to come up with the names for their products.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ah yes, I'm very satisfied after upgrading my BSGSJCJFNF3000-2613-WHS to a 639HSHDHBDIIXHDHEUJSJ-ISHDGS.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Sony naming their devices

[–] HeckGazer 2 points 7 months ago

Honestly if they could standardise the format the way monitors are named is S tier. All the major important specs right in the name, super easy to compare or find what you're looking for

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

I believe this is how they name volcanoes in Iceland. Eyjafjallajökull my ass.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Love it. More than once I've been accused of typing with my forehead. I see nothing unmanly about any of this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

It takes a real man to be confident enough to type with his forehead. And them keyboard marks are a real turn on for the ladies.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Eyjjgead Isaac bjf nrgs adqdac tjysoydjxvd be ebfa

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

WoW raid bot.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Hey look, it's an automated rotation from WoW