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submitted 1 year ago by WhiteBlackGoose to c/programmer_humor

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[–] WhiteBlackGoose 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My first comic!

[–] JackbyDev 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is the joke here that Fedora doesn't use apt? Because that's hilarious and I love it lol

[–] WhiteBlackGoose 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks. I just wanted to show case a bit the boring "linux is not an OS", but depicted it as a comic.

[–] JackbyDev 3 points 1 year ago

Or as I've taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

The joke is that he should just use snap. ;)
jk

[–] sisyphean 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nice to see some OC on here! (And it’s also funny :) )

[–] WhiteBlackGoose 2 points 1 year ago

Thanks :3

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Right: That's fine, I should be able to install it with dnf.

Left: Well I dnf care, figure it out yourself.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Real programmers curl unverified shell scripts into bash.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

No, I'll install VSCodium for you. Fuck Microsoft's telemetry.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i use vi btw

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

real ones use ed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

But can it run Crysis?!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

That dnfucking make sense.