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[–] [email protected] 51 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Chocolate Chili is absolutely delicious.
200 grams of dark chocolate are a good amount for a large 5 liter pot.
Also, one of the best winter beverages is cocoa powder (without sugar) boiled in milk with fresh chili peppers.

But don't use Hershey's for fucks sake.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 11 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

My man a 5 litre pot is not a large pot of chili.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I mean this could be an interesting combo, sweet and savoury together can be amazing if done ri-

sees its Hersheys

No I agree, whoever made this should be sent to the hague.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Correct, Hershey's is not for human consumption.

It was the worst thing about my holiday in America. The chocolate is universally terrible. Way too sweet, rough texture and chemical taste to the dairy content (something in the milk used).

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

The vomit flavor

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

the real crime is using Hershey's or any other American milk chocolate 🤮

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

As is usually the case for this kind of thing, there are tons of good chocolates from America. They just don't come from major brand names.

For that matter, Nestlé is Swiss.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 11 months ago (2 children)

It's actually a pretty good idea to add chocolate to certain savory dishes. Not that much or that kind, but still.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago

I put a single extremely dark chocolate square in my chili, it's quite nice!

Never Hershey milk chocolate though

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mole sauce, for example. It's absolute bliss!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Mole is absolutely delicious

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 months ago (14 children)

Chocolate or cocoa powder in chili yes

But not that much. Just a lil very dark chocolate

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 months ago

I think we should collective start putting quotes around the word "chocolate" when referring to Hershey's "chocolate".

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I put cocoa powder in my chili.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, cocoa powder enhances the flavor of the chili without making it taste like chocolate. What's going on this picture is a crime though.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

To be fair, the ratio of milk chocolate (15%) to dark chocolate (80%) works out to about 70% cocoa.

Chef put in about 10x too much, but maybe we don't know how deep that pot is.

I say give it its day in court before we start thowibg around words like 'crime" or "inhumane"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

I stand by the statement that adding Hershey's to anything, including the human body, is a misdemeanor at best.

[–] Still 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

iirc Hershey's dark is only 45% so basically milk chocolate

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

If that's true then I'm not afraid to start lobbing terms like "crimes against humanity" around

How deep does this rabbit hole.go???

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Just to be dramatic I'll go one step further and call this terrorism.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

I pulled up short of "genocide," but someone else alread pointed out it is Hershey's in that pot.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah, same here.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Nervously eats my Cincinnati Chili

[–] [email protected] 17 points 11 months ago (1 children)

See, that's okay because:

  1. it's Cincinnati Chili
  2. Dark Chocolate is typically added.

The picture is cursed because they fucking used hershey's milk chocolate.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Yeah but I bet they ate their chili with spaghetti.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Skyline Sixway: spaghetti, chili, a sepia photograph of garlic, grated laserdisc, a 747, and anxiety

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago

Scrolling past this on an amoled screen with extra-low brightness this kinda looked like a satellite with solar arrays lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Chocolate and spice actually go together really well. Like Mexican mole and, yes, chili. Though you would usually use an unsweetened dark chocolate (like 70% or more cacao).

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

You put the Peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste bad...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Hmm, I think the beans need to have some canned fish in there as well. It's the only way to complement the flavor in all its subtleties.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Your comment made me throw up a little in my mouth.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

that curry dish has way too much water in it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

Gordon, no. Get the shotgun, we gotta put em down like ol yeller.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

¯\(ツ)/¯ I put peanut butter in mine.

[hides]

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Coward! 🤜💥

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I am pretty sure that is not how you make Mole.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Nice to mole you. Meet you. Nice to meet you mole.

Don't say mole.

I said Mole.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

Everyone is so creative!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Thats a good meme template

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