I know it's satire, but for real you should watch that video. Especially if you care at all about queer media. Take your time and watch the chapters separately if it's overwhelming.
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Can you elaborate on the topics that touch queer media?
Unless it's regarding Illuminaugti, because fuck that bitch.
Like half the video is dedicated to James Sommerton, a queer "creator". As you can guess, creator in scare quotes because it would otherwise require a creative effort on his part.
There is a chapter devoted to lluminaughti
What are the odds this list is plagiarized?
I watched the whole video. AMA
Does P equal NP?
It does for N=1
Maybe. Probably not.
How many erections did you get during that time?
Yes
Were you seated comfortably, and did you stay hydrated?
I went about my daily chores mostly. Put it in the background like a podcast.
Is cold fusion possible during our lifetimes?
I believe it will happen just before the environmental collapse in 2050.
How do I pet my neighbor's dog?
Ask your neighbor. Also make sure the dog seems friendly.
Hmm, human interaction. I'll risk it...
What device did you watch it on?
Phone mostly. Using LibreTube.
Is it true everyone’s mothers are cum dumpsters?
I'm sure there's at least one exception out there.
Even better: play those games and have hmmmbmmmgmmm playing in the background on repeat!
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Christ, that was a gut punch. I really enjoyed some of his vids. Oh well, one fewer reason to be on YouTube these days.
With Inspiration from Wumpus McGumpus' comment
It's pretty evident you plagiarized your comment, no reasonable person would write one "fewer" reason to be on YouTube when logically it would be one more reason to spend less time on YouTube.
I didn't plagiarize, look, I credited Wumpus McGumpus in my comment, see?
🤣
What a weird way to learn that there's a free demake of Furi.
A spicy idea, but this paragraph is too whiney. Author felt from their own edge.
You could beat Project Zomboid in a fraction of the video: just run outside after spawning and press Q.
In Far Cry 4, right at the beginning, when the bad guy offers you some crab Rangoon, if you just sit there and eat it, all the problems are avoided and the game finishes lol
Same with 5 and 6.
Didn't know that! 😅 Don't think I finished 6 anyway so I might reinstall it to try now
The end of 6 was great. Not what you would expect to happen. Thought the end of 5 was kinda lame, but FC New Dawn made up for it.
I very much doubt that most players could beat 20 Minutes till Dawn in four hours on the first try, except the ones with a lot of experience in playing surviverslike games.
Im pretty sure I beat it in that time frame with the bat gun and the elemental character.
Congratulations! However, I´m pretty sure you were good at survivor likes before.
Thanks man, I won't be playing those games and I just subscribed!
Edit: I just realized I know Brothers: A tale of Two sons, the only game I have from the list.
Finished it back on Xbox 360, time to dive back on PC?
12 Minutes
Shit! Do NOT play this one.
LOL, this is actually a decent list. Alternatively you could just play Snowrunner for a few days and watch it in the background
so... close....