this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2023
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[–] [email protected] 67 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

Username checks out

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The marine is offended by the thought of eating anything besides MREs or crayons

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago

it's peanut butter jelly time

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Does glizzy literally mean hot dog, or does it mean dick? I never found a straight answer.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yep. Every question I had about the universe has been answered! Thanks!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are pb and j with bananas not common where pb and j is common?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Never heard of a banana in a pb&j. Make it pb and nutella w/ banana and I'd be all over that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You should try it, but use some actual jam. My favorite with banana is strawberry and blueberry.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Peanut butter, banana, and marshmallow fluff

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I've just got to say that this thread's full of culinary geniuses... And now also yours truly.

It's Sunday morning, the kids haven't had breakfast yet, and I'm contemplating running out to the store for bananas and hotdog buns.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How fancy, I usually just use normal bread slices instead. Want another combo that's really good? Try using strawberry milkshake as dipping sauce with french fries. May sound a bit weird, but it's really good.

[–] kogasa 5 points 1 year ago

This also works in a big flour tortilla. I usually skip the jelly though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Strawberry jam and garlic is nice

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

There used to be this jalapeño strawberry energy drink I absolutely loved. Guess they discontinued it, haven't even been able to find anyone selling online for a while

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Dipping fries in vanilla milkshake is amazing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The worst thing about the British is that they spread Anglos across the globe.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Excsue me, but the only British thing in this comic is the jam, which we certainly don't call "jelly", and I suppose the English language.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not to be racist, but I think the only type of person to be able to come up with something as decrepit as a banana peanutbutter jam glizzy is an Anglo, or someone tainted by anglo culture (read: Americans)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I feel like there's a website I haven't spent enough time on to understand your comment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

There is no such website, I just hate the English and everything they touch (in a non-racist way).

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

PB Glizzy, nuclear weapons, computers, same basic difference.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

🤔 actually wouldn't be bad.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I'd eat the fuck out of that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Off-topic but What does USMC mean? The letters on her headband thingy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

United States Marine Corps. This seems like crayon eater behavior TBH.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This seems like crayon eater behavior TBH.

What does and how so?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Marines are a special breed. This wouldn't bat an eye to anyone I know.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Idk how I feel about the military wizard hat

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago