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[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I have a strange type of social anxiety that keeps me from playing multiplayer games online with anyone other than people I know in person because I feel like I'm going to group with one of these weirdos and then get stuck with them following me around or messaging me constantly lol

I know it's an irrational fear, but my brain is dumb.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago

It's not irrational, you aren't dumb. I feel the same. I still don't want to play with you.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Weirdly I have no problem with being left with people I've never met as long as I know someone and they introduce us. If a friend trusts us together, we can skip the awkward feeling out steps

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

But then I'll hurt their feelings 😅

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Kid with machete? Totally normal.

Dude in a robe waving guns around? Also normal.

Biting a face into a pancake and wearing it on your face so you can chug maple syrup? Totally understandable. But I would go with the real stuff personally.

BUT! Why does the person in a furry mask have someone tied up under a table in what looks like a basement though? Is this a new sex thing kids are into?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

I believe it's called "methusexual"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That isnt just any dude. That dude is Harry fucking Potter

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

No big deal. I tied like five people to a table at my last SBBQ

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm looking at the kid with the machete, and feeling pretty judged.

Maybe OP just hates plaid?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Or maybe it's a joke on a kid pretending they're an adult and ready for a TTRPG with adults? Because that is definitely annoying. I haven't played random online pickup games in forever, but I was extremely opposed to playing with kids, for many reasons. Teaching them how to play is one thing - I helped run a DnD club at the school I work at - but that's definitely sharing the hobby rather than games that I actually enjoy for myself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

OP is getting advice from Mom on what to do with his spare time, which isn't exactly exuding mature grownup adult vibes.

Maybe the pic should instead have a picture of a grownup who's extremely opposed to playing with kids for many reasons?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah seconded. Whats the problem of a cocked up gun dual wielding wizard, hmm ?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

cocked up

That's a different movie than the one I remember

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Tell me harry doesnt look like he snorted one line too many

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cocked= slang for loading a gun or some sort of phallic reference. Coked up= high on cocaine

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, he IS holding guns. Sorry, english isnt my first, thank you for the definitions :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No worries! English is a bastard language that makes no sense lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Laughts in french

For reals. English is way simpler when compared to french. But Im sure every language has his quirks

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The meaning of this meme flips if you assume that's the players' characters instead of the players

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Yeah, as a DM if these were player characters I would be ecstatic. I always have trouble pulling creative ideas out of my players, even if those creative ideas are borrowed.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

tbh best groups i played with were through roll20

playing with your friends, coworkers, etc is worse. people often only join cause 2-3 of us wanna play but they're halfway in mentally and not actually motivated to play.

on roll20 everyone is here to play

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Yup. I will take a player rather than a friend to play. A player will become a friend. A friend might not end up as a ayer

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Second kid looks like he's a creative thinker that knows what he wants and how to achieve it. Seems like an asset for a D&D group if he's not also an asshole 🤷

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

These normies wouldn't stand a chance with me

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Shit I gotta vibe-check other players as a player; if your table gives me Elder Scrolls racist vibes, I can't be fuckin with it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean... its possible to play a character that is racist, but like evil characters I wouldnt trust a first time player doing it.

Even Gimli and Legolas were racists after all

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Oh no, I think you misunderstand my meaning-- when I say "elder scrolls racists", I mean like-- have you ever seen how the comment sections for those AI voice Dagoth Ur videos always end up bleeding to a point where people are saying Stormfront-level shit but swapping "jews" for $pickAnElderScrollsSpecies? The people who always seem to have a lazy fill-in for a fantasy race that sounds like it was lifted part and parcel from the things 4channers like to say about existent minorities? That. If your table feels like that, I ain't fuckin with it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Im sorry, but I didnt understood what you said. But Ill trust you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Honestly the bottom right is probably pretty fun to game with, and I think I am the bottom left.