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The real scary part is how many of them are using Java 8 and older.
this post was submitted on 06 Oct 2023
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I work for one of the unicorns of my country. 3/4 of the apps I maintain only work on java 8.
Legacy code op
"Legacy code" Aka the fear of getting sued by Oracle for literal nonsense.
More like "We don't know what it does or why it's there but it seems important so don't touch it"
Write once, run ~~anywhere~~ away.
Java ... BAAAAD! Ahahahaha never gets old.
Also search your dictionary for 'sarcasm'
java le bad am I rite? updoots to the left
Is this a boilerplate comment?
Boilerplate comment for boilerplate meme
Sounds like an inheritance problem.
It supports one of the best creative coding language, processing.
Here's another one: Companies depend on Adobe.
Governments depend on Microsoft.
Governments? Try critical infrastructure...
That is truly terrifying.
Off by 1 error
Usually these things are "or less". I see looking again that it wasn't actually said.
That and: Companies are stuck with Adobe
Spooky
More like terrifying
True
I have to program in Java at my work and I absolutely hate it
What version of Java? 11 up is tolerable, modern Java is nice. Still see 8 in the wild though.
Java 20 mostly
I'm surprised, I would love to work in Java 20. Do you have any particular pain points with it? Or is it just that you'd rather be using something else?
we programm sort algorithms in java right now and i can't really complain but i'm just a newbie
Yeah. I just don't like Java
C# is better
I really do love some of the blunt and often accurate but not always replies from ChatGPT. I legit like it’s personality if that is what we can call it. Can be down right sassy at times.