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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Image Transcription: Comic


Panel 1

[A green snake and a green turtle are facing one another on a plain pink background.]

Snake: I want to be a good programmer!


Panel 2

[The turtle's mouth is open.]

Turtle: Just pretend you're already a good programmer


Panel 3

[A close up on the snake, showing only its head, with the turtle offscreen. The background is now purple.]

Snake: When should I stop pretending?

Turtle: Never


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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ICastFist 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

[Makefile:32: build_assets] Error 127

Oh no, now what?

[–] CowboyBobo 3 points 1 year ago

Copy and paste it into Google

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just be a good googler and you are set for life.

[–] einsteinx2 3 points 1 year ago

This is the way

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Just know how to critically think and solve problems ezgg

[–] intelati 2 points 1 year ago

Expert Googler tl,dr find a simple sentence to describe problem. Ideally inserting a identifying feature or error code

[–] intelati 1 points 1 year ago

Expert Googler tl,dr find a simple sentence to describe problem. Ideally inserting a identifying feature or error code

[–] dinodroid 4 points 1 year ago

Just use phind.com and you are set.

[–] MountedPixels 3 points 1 year ago

Dont pretend ... just use google!