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[–] [email protected] 146 points 1 year ago (6 children)

No one calls any of those things spaghetti though

[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pasta would have been better.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But pronounced with a hard R

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago

Yeah I'm no Italian but none of those are spaghetti

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

i do (i am mentally sick in the head)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I think that’s the joke

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I don't think it's supposed to be literal

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Let me introduce you to this concept of a shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They're supposed to be mildly true.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Pasta. Not spaghetti. Spaghetti is a type of pasta, as are the rest of these. But these others are not spaghetti.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He is so lucky I don't report him to the Italian Pasta Board, or he'd never eat "sketti" again.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Not the sketti! Please have mercy!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

(Sith Lord Voice)

Italian? I am the Italian!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

stop factchecking liberal

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

What do you call a fake noodle?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

Italians have more words for pasta than Eskimo have for snow.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

how is the one thing that americans actually call spaghetti not on the list?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I know what spaghetti is, the rest is either flat spaghetti or noodle tubes

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

*american people

There, fixed it

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

No one that took a long bus to school in America calls that stuff spaghetti. All of that is “pasta.”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A single noodle is called a spaghet.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Uno spaghetto, but it doesn't follow the meme sorry :(

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

would it be spaghets if there are multiple single noodles?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yes, you are absolutely correct.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I called it all macaroni. It was either macaroni for a tube, or spaghetti or linguine, and obviously things like ravioli and tortellini and manicotti were there own things. The problem is I grew up in New Jersey, and when I finally saw these words spelled it hurt my brain.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I am a purist and macaroni is only when a rider of an ungulate affixes a plume to their headgear whilst in transit to a metropolitan area

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Just watched the video huh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I call OP’s mom spaghetti.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Can confirm. They are all nuts

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Italiens are like "Guy check out this piece of dough that's shaped slightly different to the other pieces of dough", and the rest of the world is like "Cool Italy, that's going right on the fridge. But check out our cars, computers, planes and the internet".

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Yeah, because Italians totally have no idea how to build a car.

Edit: a gentle reminder that e.g. Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, Pagani, Ducati, Dallara and DeTomaso come from exactly the same area as Parmigiano, Bolognese sauce, Parma ham, lasagne, and Bologna sausage.

Italy does not, indeed, have too much to offer with respect to computers and the internet.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Edit: a gentle reminder that e.g. Ferrari, Lamborghini, Maserati, Pagani, Ducati, Dallara and DeTomas

Sorry Luigi, those are pasta shapes. Try again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Sorry Jared, I got confused there for a moment.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I think I'm angry