I think in this case, that's actually the joke. Humor often is derived from subverting expectations rather than catering to them, which can be cringe.
I also definitely know a few couples this meme would actually apply to as written, so it does exist. But i also don't think that plainly stating normal expectations is particularly funny.
I was thinking this as well, add in some bands (album suggestions in parens) like epica (holographic principle), kamelot (epica/black halo), Symphony x (divine wings of tragedy), and even a band like battle beast (circus of doom) or unleash the archers (apex) and i think op will have a good time