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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Lawful Neutral + Chaotic Evil...

I have so many screens...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I'm neutral impoverished.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I'd swap lawful evil and neutral evil.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

waiting for the "they're all evil" because using windows

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm on the third Z axis of this chart

two screens same size to the front, laptop on a riser to my left, at a right angle, third, smaller screen to the left of that connected to a second laptop

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Chaotic good looking to become chaotic gooder with a third misshapen monitor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

I guess I'm chaotic neutral. I've never had enough money to buy two of the same monitor. All of my stuff is stuff I got either for free from school or for extremely cheap.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutral isn't that bad when you're doing programming since the extra vertical space is really convenient.

I've been lawful neutral ever since the pandemic forced work from home.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Honestly, these days I just work directly on my laptop. Get to use touchpad gestures which is nice, grilling my hands under CPU load maybe less nice.

It's usually enough to just alt+tab between my IDE and browser, so my workflow hasn't suffered much.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Due to a mistake I made, I'm chaotic good instead of neutral good. Current set-up is a 27" 1080p HDMI on the left, and 24" 1080p VGA on the right. Not too much in a hurry to replace my smaller monitor though, I need to upgrade my graphics card first to allow for a HDMI-HDMI configuration at least.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lawful Neutral reporting in!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hello fellow compatriot, I'm not a programmer but this is definitely my work set up. Now to be a lawful person but judge everybody.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Chaotic neutral vibin with stream on the right and game on front

[–] words_number 2 points 2 years ago

I've been neutral good, chaotic good and chaotic neutral in the past and am now lawful evil. No idea what that is supposed to mean though xD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Somewhere between chaotic neutral & chaotic evil here.

One of a pair as portrait, the other as landscape; laptop left-aligned with landscape & base-aligned with portrait for an appropriately unholy trio.

I also use workspaces and screen sessions for maximal WTFery.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

CN for those scanned PDFs. What am I gonna do, zoom in like some kind of animal?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Once I got a widescreen monitor, I finally ditched the rest and only use my laptop as the extra screen. So lawful neutral but set up like lawful evil but lower.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

So, Lawful Neutral is just broke? Hunh... (Counts on fingers: druids, monks, cloistered scholars...) Yeah, that tracks.

Also, ofc I'm Chaotic Neutral. Pfft. I blame Elite Dangerous, as I was once Neutral Good, but then discovered what the game was like on an Index, and then there was no reason for the monitors to start that way anymore. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Chaotic Evil is that stupid hacking computer in Swordfish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Lawful Good, but they're all different sizes. So.. Chaotic Good? Chaotic Evil? Who knows.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Chaotic neutral except i have a vertical one on each side like a big H. I do a lot of document writing

[–] the16bitgamer 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hey my old monitor setup isn't here.

Main display is normal with a laptop underneath, a vertical display to the left with a laptop display on the bottom under the first monitor

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'm off the chart. I have 2 mismatched monitors - a 27" and 34", and the 34 one is an ultrawide. It's wider than the other, but their bezels still line up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'm at Chaotic Neutral, but my sim racing rig is Lawful Evil, so combined I guess it becomes Chaotic Evil.

And I love it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I think the closest is chaotic good although I have three monitors, two smaller ones on each side and a bigger one in the center so kinda lawful good too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

I'm both chaotic good and lawful neutral, depending if it's for my job or not. I suppose that's a fair assessment of the difference between my professional character and home character.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We have neutral evil at my work and it sometimes hurts my soul.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We have neutral evil at my work

..why?

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