this post was submitted on 26 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago (2 children)

my biggest question is “why is the protagonist an anthropomorphic die?”

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago

...well my biggest question now is why I didn't even notice that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Because it takes away from the joke since it confuses the reader as to why the protagonist is a die. When it adds nothing to it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

It's... random

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

In a sea comics posted in the internet, you need something to stand out. In this case it's die-people.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Ew.....you're using facebook as the source??? That's the same as what he's holding in his hand!

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

On the bright side, this way we don't have to go to facebook.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

On the negative side now I know I'm not supposed to poop in my hands 😢

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

There's gotta be a "touch grass" joke in there, but I'm not in the mood to look for it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

they don't seem to have a website, the closest I could find was https://tinydicehouse.com/pages/tiny-dice-buddies which just tells you to find them on Facebook, YouTube, Instagram and TikTok.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

.......gross. I guess the youtube is the least of the shitty options. Still shitty though.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 days ago

Luckily, just at that moment they passed a Tesla.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Literally a shitpost

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 52 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The kid doesn't need to poop anymore and is now holding it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 2 days ago

Have you not heard of craps?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

"Can you hold it" was meant as "abstain from pooping for just a little longer," but was instead interpreted as, "poop, and then hold the poop in your hands."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wonder what a live dice poops ...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

game tokens

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

@RegularJoe Better than a crapshoot i s'pose

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Hold it in. Hold it IN!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Mommy has no nose, it's okay.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Is this Old Gags Now With Added Dice?