Fake History Porn

Reality: This one is kind of sweet in a sad sort of way. Unsure why but Mr T was wrangled to be a Santa Claus at the White House. But somewhat awkwardly, no one would sit in his lap. Eventually, Nancy Reagan took the initiative and plonked down in his lap and gave him a kiss. Considering that a few years prior segregation etc was legal, well, that's fairly impressive, especially for a conservative first lady.

Mr T was later invited to her funeral, an invitation only event.

Nancy was famous for her deepthroating technique in her acting years. How she became canonised as a Saint is weidly appropriate for Republicans.

Nancy the Throat GOAT. Her and her husband did untold damages to the world. I hope they’re both experiencing an agonizing after-life, if one exists.

She met Mr. T, then wanted Mr. D.

She just couldn’t say no

Fuck Nancy. Our country would be in a better place if she'd never existed.

Oh, it was cute, come on.

Doubt the BBC in Nancy bothered him.

He had enjoyed it himself for many years.

I miss Terry Sweeny’s perfect impressions of Nancy on SNL.