this post was submitted on 12 May 2025
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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Eh, at least they’re trying. They could’ve been a dick and flat out said no, or worse, require a doctor note.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

It's illegal in my state to require a doctor's note.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

My boss literally has a copy and paste message that he sends like this when you email in sick lol

It doesn't even matter because half the time the person ain't even sick including when he calls in sick

Edit: also I would honestly hate if my boss personally responded and wished me well, unless I was actually confirmed dying it's just sort of weird to me. A simple "OK" reply is the perfect one

Edit 2: and if you're that weird coworker who sends wish me well emails please stop doing that it's the opposite of helpful

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No replies. Two edits. I wish you well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Two within short span, i am bad about thinking about something else i wanted to add sometimes

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I want the most formal paid leave available, boss. Lol

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago

What was the prompt? Asking for chatgpt to say "Okay"?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

At least they're making an effort to try to sound caring, plus approving time off, which is better than you can say for most.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Sure thing! I can create a reply to "this fucking jackass asking for time off." Here you go! If you need any other assistance in displaying the minimal amount of empathy just ask!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Looks like a classic ChatGPT usage of -- as well, I don't think I've seen people use those in emails like this before.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I wonder if they figured out a way to use Copilot to auto respond to emails containing certain terms. Could save them a few minutes but you'd imagine it would be useful for them to know who was out that day.

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