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This is reminiscent of an absolute classic video.

If you are not familiar with a story about penis-arranged icons, I recommend giving it a watch.

Is that whats implied here? I thought Heather just went to her Boss to complain and the Boss called IT...

It sounds far more likely to me that she right-clicked on some image file and picked "Set as desktop background".

I think it's nice if people can set their own background picture. They can put a picture of their pets or family members which lowers the stress.

A better policy would be to hire people who can actually do basic things with the thing they'll be working 8 hours a day with.

When you're working for Heinz, is it a mustard bottle?

Real talk it was probably Heather works under her and asked "hey what do I do when a large picture of mustard appears on my screen" and Director Of Finance said "reboot and if it's still there I'll let so-and-so know from IT, then emailed it off to so-and-so from IT directly instead of entering a ticket

Edit: actually reviewing the screenshot it looks like this email was to the ticketing system so Director of Finance appears to have followed the correct prcoess

You know they have one of those calculators on their desk with the spool of paper so they can check the math.

My favorite was to screenshot the desktop, set that as the background, then move everything on it to a different folder.

We used to shout in the company chat about how much "i" love the company.
Very bad spanish sentences were fun too.

Are you saying you've never been shopping online, saw a shapely bottle of mustard, and then wanted to set it as your desktop background as quickly as possible? Why, it's the next best thing to having a framed photo of the sexy, squeezable condiment with low calories and delectable flavor.

Only on laptops with Intel graphics where IT hasn't deactivated the unnecessary utility that comes with them.

I used to take a screenshot of the desktop, set it as the wallpaper. Then hide all the desktop icons and set the taskbar to auto hide.

Microsoft removing CTRL - ALT and arrrow to turn the screen is a crime.

You literally described every office, ever.

As a mustard lover, heinz isnt even close to the actual worst one, which is the whole foods brand mustard. Its made with apple cider and it is revolting. The best widely available yellow mustard to just grab in a store is plochman's.

In a corporate environment where you care about such things, you really want to disable the functionality of the user setting the background in the operating system, not in a specific application. Otherwise, you're going to have to track down every application that includes this functionality, figure out how to disable it it in that application, and find a way to apply that change to every PC. (Microsoft's Photos app, for example, can set pictures as either background or lock screen.)

They're labeled by type; one of those types happens to just be called "yellow." It's smooth and vinegary. Good on hot dogs and burgers.