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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

And the database layer is a separate truck sorta welded onto the outer truck with varying degrees of weld quality.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

That's why they call us backend developers!

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I can't judge but wow. Impressive

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago

Where did you get a picture of my docker containers running on my LXC containers on proxmox?

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago
[–] JackbyDev 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Only on Windows and Mac, right? On Linux it's just two layers, yeah?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It depends. At $dayjob I deploy compose on Linux VMs.

[–] JackbyDev 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh, lol, well, I guess I mean 2 + N where N is the number of layers Linux is already on

[–] ulterno 0 points 2 days ago

The x86 CPU will be 2 additional layers

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

they're one layer away from the bicycle

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Honda Minimoto

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

I dunno, most of my experience from Docker comes from docker compose, and it's "put this thing in a file and edit it and then run docker compose up -d".

So if anything, it's best illustrated with the old meme of a dog typing on a computer going "I have no idea what I'm doing".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

How did they get the car in the van? I guess they drove it in, then crawled out the back while it was being transported? Probably wouldn’t be wise to sit in it because of carbon dioxide buildup?

[–] moomoomoo309 1 points 1 day ago

Or a wireless winch, if I were to hazard a guess.