I read this, scrolled down, actually processed the words, and scrolled back up to stare at it.
I stared until the blurriness from the tears in my eyes made the catperson's eyes appear closed. Did I win?
this post was submitted on 07 Apr 2025
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yaaiiii :3
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pls look away, i cnt dooo disssssssss
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if u pet da head, then it will close its eyes :3
bt btb t b t----- oki i thinksies i hav to share a lil lore.
i nevr felt comf petting or stroking animls,,,... i think:
- im jus slish-slohin the meat on the bones back and forth... must be uncomfi for them,,,
- i feel lik im hurtin them ;(
- i dun rlli like the boney feel...
- i... dun lik havin hairs evriwher...
- i dun wan animls to feel lik im controllin them... they shud do whad they wan to do <3
dis comment was incorrectly commented on my own comment... so now its where isss suposd to be.
so now its where isss suposd to be.
ye ye i sees it :)
slish-slohin the meat on the bones back and forth
when people carefully do that on my head or shoulders i do enjoy it. But if you arent comfy with it then there is no need ofcourse...
iβ¦ dun lik havin hairs evriwherβ¦
that is a pretty good reason yeah
bt btb t b t----- oki i thinksies i hav to share a lil lore.
i nevr felt comf petting or stroking animls,,,... i think:
- im jus slish-slohin the meat on the bones back and forth... must be uncomfi for them,,,
- i feel lik im hurtin them ;(
- i dun rlli like the boney feel...
- i... dun lik havin hairs evriwher...
- i dun wan animls to feel lik im controllin them... they shud do whad they wan to do <3
but it gives them happy thoughts when they trust you. you're not controlling them, and if they really don't want it they'll let you know. many of them will be sad if you don't pet them 3:
i jus - - - - oki listn
- i dun lik how animls r bein specificli bred to be humn-likabl
- i dun lik how many dog races r bred in a way that they actulli feel uncomf jus to appeal to humns n look nicr
- i rlli dun wan to support dis kindsa stuffsies
... oki dis one is big n bad n ur gonna hate me for it (CW: unpopular opinion)
- im... oki im srri im rlli jus not mch of an animal person
- i dun lik dis feelin of
hair+warm+breathing+livingits just.... arg jus... evrithing i do to a being lik dis will feel wrong on uncomf- when i see a dog loungin around somwhere, i think "eeeeeyup, thads where its organs r" n i would nevr think of touchin them there
- to me theres nuu diffrnc between cat n dog n pig n cow n bats. theyr all cool n stuff, bt i dun care mch for them
- i wish i likd animls mor, bt crrntli i jus... i jus rlli dun car for em
- to me, animls r not gud friends.. theyr jus kinda ... idk - i wan them to live their own cool life, but if theyr stuck at my home all the time, thads nt a cool life
- i dun lik dis feelin of
ive made bad experienc with animls:
- almost evri dog n owner bark supr loudli at me, evn if i am at the othr side of the street
- i get vrri vrri vrri shockd n feard when yelled at. bt dogs r lik.... theyr evn loudr n mor aggressiv to my ears...
- i tend to be in fight or flight mode for like 20 minutes after thad... nt vrri comf ;(
- i got bittn by cat n alsuu goose once (yes, a goos)
- father had two vrri loud n annoyin parrot for long time
agn, im vrri srri, id rlli lik to lik frenimls!!
lik - i cn see that theyr cute n nice n mostli reasonbl n fun n stuffsies... bt those things above r alsuuu tru so yea.. i dun think i cn be oki with thos... ;(
that's reasonable to not like them. i agree that selective breeding sucks, but animals like dogs and cats largely aren't friendly via artificial selection. many can live independently and are just friendly because we're mutually helpful
*covers da kibys eyes* is oki :3
Excellent, i now feel adequately supervised.
That is good. I hope you pay them well for this.
But what if i scratch behind their ears and they slow blink?
*hires a second cat in case the first one is distracted
We have two hands for a reason
*hires a third cat, just in case
plz stop, I'm tryna jork it
keep it up, I'm tryna jork it
ok
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