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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

Ok, this is a shitpost community. I should not expect a real answer here. But I'm gonna float this question and see what people say.

This person has (of course) spammed me multiple times from apparently (just?) 2 different accounts now. [email protected] [email protected]

Ok. So its spam. I block it. But what on earth is going on? This doesn't seem to make sense. I assume somebody has actually tried to talk to this Nicole person. How did that go?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

OK, I'm late to the joke.

Is this a AI, bot chick? Is that the joke?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Most likely, no one knows for sure. Random accounts will spam this message, and the picture keeps changing. No one knows who this girl is, or if she knows her image is being used. There's speculation about where the photos are originating from

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Thanks, appreciate it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

Dude, that's my bong.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

I got this one, and it disappeared. I'm a bit annoyed actually.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

I don't understand why whoever this is doesn't use better photos?

These always look like they were taking on a potato.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

This one made me think it might be screenshots taken during a video call

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Someone actually worked out where they came from, it was a livestream from memory.

But yeah, screen grabs from a crummy webcam.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What?? I saw theories about this but no proof. Do you have the post talking about this?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

https://feddit.org/c/nicole

Pretty sure it was in this community.

https://lemm.ee/comment/19153078

Found the comment. Basically a bunch of still photos from a livestream.

Why on earth would you do a livestream with drug paraphernalia in the shot?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

If she is in Toronto then smoking weed from a bong is no more illegal than drinking a beer from a glass - if that was your worry about the visible paraphernalia.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Oh, I'm not worried about legal consequences, I'm thinking more along the lines of future employers etc. I'm not sure how pot smokers are viewed where she is though.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 13 hours ago

Every picture of "Nicole" I've seen has that feel to it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

I've never been to Toronto, but I'm gonna go ahead and assume the pics were taken using poutine.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 19 hours ago

Is she like a pokemon now? Got to catch all of her evolutions.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

I perfere this Nicole:

[–] ICastFist 10 points 15 hours ago

Damn, she's about to enter the matrix!

I got that spamessage today as well

[–] [email protected] 58 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I got it from the same user around the same time. She must've sent it to you by mistake.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah same, OP's was definitely a mistake. I think she's just here for us two.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Okay this is officially to many people, i propose we all meet in the parkinglot in an hour and have a fight to the death, winner takes all, sounds good?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Ah yes, 'the' parking lot. I'll definitely be there and if you don't see me you're at the wrong one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

There's only one the parking lot. All the others are just a parking lot.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

You fool!
While you were waiting in the parking lot, I was courting her!
Once the bitcoin transfer completes she'll get on a plane to come and visit me
You lose 😎

[–] [email protected] 40 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

New Nichole just dropped

[–] [email protected] 8 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Wtf is this. I'm so confused.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 15 hours ago

Nicole in shambles

[–] [email protected] 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

Of course there's one!

[–] [email protected] 21 points 22 hours ago (4 children)

Be careful. I think that Nicole girl might be a drug user.

[–] lowleveldata 35 points 21 hours ago

I think you can call her the Fediverse Chick

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Pipe down, not sure what gave you that idea

[–] [email protected] 7 points 17 hours ago

There's no basis, OP's just blowing smoke.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago

It’s too late; we’re already addicted to her.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 20 hours ago

You mean Stand user.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Damn it, this hoe wants every dick on Lemmy!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 20 hours ago

I got it 4 or 5 times, last time it was a new pic though.