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git push origin main --force-with-lease (lemmy.ml)

submitted 3 weeks ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

FYI

branch protection is a thing
commit signing is a thing

[–] ulterno 33 points 3 weeks ago

commit signing is a thing

The tech-lead is in the adjacent cell. Now you know why.

[–] dbx12 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

There was a big git hoster (cough bitbucket cough) who didn't have support for signed commits until a few months ago. But the signature is only considered good if the pubkey you uploaded contains the mail you use for logging in. Because surely no sane person would have more than one mail, right?

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 weeks ago

If the company allows this it's kind of their fault.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You're officially an asshole.

Spoiler

This is a joke, see git-blame-someone-else

[–] MajorHavoc 16 points 3 weeks ago

Jokes on him. I push bugs to production all the time anyway.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

At that point why force with lease. Just force for extra problems