I did one of those mail in DNA test and found out I'm like over 50% data breach
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Americans love to answer the question "where are you from?" with an ingredients list.
Americans are all saying they’re proud of their country and then say shit like this unironically.
Makes sense though because in America, everyone is American regardless of background, race, etc etc etc so people, in their search for ways to differentiate themselves from others, latch on to their heritage.
in America, everyone is American regardless of background, race, etc
Except if you moved here recently, of course. We can't have that.
Ironically America has incredible diversity within its borders. The average west coaster, northeasterner, Bible belter, and Midwesterner are completely foreign to each other. Plus a religious obsession with sports is another way we tribalize.
Me after I found out I'm 1% South American
I think that one is Mesoamerican
Oh how careless of me. Here. I think this one is more accurate.
There we go!
BOOm BABY!
My lineage is German, Irish, and Scandanavian, but my stomach is 100% Mexican.
Basing your preferred genetic heritage on how much you like a TV show. Smh.
American Italians have embraced the pop culture caricature of themselves and become it.
Americans ~~Italians~~ have embraced the pop culture caricature of themselves and become it.
HEY, I'm typin' hea'
Americans when they find out they're 1/823th of a footballfield finnish: "OMG I AM SO DIVERSE! AND NOW A CERTIFIED MINORITY" Americans when they try to do finnish things: "Yeah no this is fake, its not possible for anyone to survive in 230f"
I'm 25% Finnish (Grandmother)
I enjoy saunas
Is 25% enough to enjoy other Finnish things?
230? Holy fuck, I'm happy to accept bitch-hood for not being able to handle that. How do you breathe?
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Eight hundred twenty threeth.
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My brother got a DNA test and found we're mostly descended from Nordic people and not Germanic/Irish as we were told as kids. So naturally, I am now a Vikings fan.
When you learn that Vikings are also Germanic:
There is no escaping it, Gustav
And the Vikings invaded the isles … so, they may still well be Germanic and Irish. Just sorta.
There’s actually weirdly little Viking DNA in the British Isles. Except maybe in Yorkshire where there’s a suspiciously high incidence of natural blondes.
*not counting the Orkneys and Shetlands.
Y'all actually know your ethnicity? I know i'm white and that's about it.
Americans use ethnicity as a synonym for race. That's not formally correct. Wikipedia has it thusly:
An ethnicity or ethnic group is a group of people who identify with each other on the basis of perceived shared attributes that distinguish them from other groups.
If you don't know your ethnicity, then you don't have one. Except you do have one. White American certainly fits the definition.
I know i’m white
100% American.
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I'm over 90% Italian, it was a very small town full of my relatives, that should pretty much explain everything without having to go into detail.
do you like sopranos?
My family was actually apart of making the Soparanos 💀
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back in!
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