Lord of the memes

You know for a fact that they'll literally coming charging across the countryside to rescue you though

They probably wouldn't be that familiar with the workings of a lift either

Men as in males, yes.

Men as in humans, mostly no

Elros and Elrond had a choice as to become Eldar or Edain. Elrond chose Eldar, while Elros chose Edain. Once they chose their mixed nature was resolved.

You need O’Brien to act as a lightning rod for any misfortune.

Oopsie poopsie, you got Lore!

Now roll for shirt color.

Ehhh debatable if Data is a "man", and LaForge... well, he wouldn't be on my list. My picks from TNG to share a turbolift would would be Picard, O'Brien and Riker. Picard would be either ruminating on some deep crisis or current drama and be quiet and majestic. O'Brien would be preoccupied and anxious about some project and trying to build up the courage to talk to the senior officers about it. Riker would be relaxed, polite and crack a joke that would make you chuckle.

If counting non-human male characters across ST, then Data, Odo and Spock.

Arnold's got a decent number of allegations against him, but Andre would protect you so I guess it's honestly a freebie for the other two if he's in the mix.

I can't believe how jacked Arnold is here. It's truly remarkable.

Steve was an amazing person but I wouldn’t describe him as chill.

He was pure overwhelming enthusiastic energy.

I mean, they're objectively correct.

The whole elevator would just crash through the foundation. You'd be collateral when Death gets a 3 for 1 final destination style.

Aragorn?

I feel like Gimli would hog it, Aragorn would obviously be awesome, and Legolas would be chill but you could tell he's thinking your weed sucks, he's got a much better connection.

three clones of tom scott, who say "we are standing in an elevator going to the 5th floor" in perfect unison as you enter

Also, Patrick Stewart.

We're in the LOTR community, the sample may be a little biased

Good point!

Okay, real world examples from me (notably, a big dude, so y'know, probably not as in tune to things as I could be):

Bernie Sanders My brother My Uncle

... I... Really thought I'd have better options until I really started thinking about it

Pedro Pascal, Sir Ian Mckellan, and Sir Patrick Stewart.