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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

We found the rockstar developer

[–] DonjonMaister 10 points 1 year ago

I Imagine the merge conflict hell that these programmers have to go through...

[–] msage 7 points 1 year ago

I remember once project to have about 30 lines... then the decision was made to rebase before commit, and it cleared out.

[–] ICastFist 5 points 1 year ago

Just commit and merge everything together at the same time. What's the worst that coul happen, eh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

So how it sounds?