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[–] [email protected] 150 points 1 week ago (6 children)

A reminder this was during a time period we all collectively agreed to ignore Arnold's accent for narrative purposes.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago

My theory, at least for purposes of The Terminator, is that after Judgment Day, there were some human holdouts in Austria who sent troops to help fight Skynet, so that's why an Austrian accent would be assigned to an infiltration unit.

I have nothing to say about Terminator 3. That was like three or four timeline modifications later. There's bound to be some reality degradation.

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Total fiction. Everyone knows you have to go to a unlicensed seller at a gun show in the majority of states for that, not a gun store

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

States Where You Can Buy a Gun at a Gun Show Without a Waiting Period or Background Check

In the following states, private sellers (non-licensed individuals) at gun shows can sell firearms without conducting a background check or imposing a waiting period:

Alabama Alaska Arizona Arkansas Georgia Idaho Indiana Kentucky Louisiana Maine Mississippi Missouri Montana New Hampshire New Mexico North Carolina (only for rifles & shotguns; handguns require a permit) North Dakota Ohio Oklahoma South Carolina South Dakota Tennessee Texas Utah Vermont Virginia West Virginia Wisconsin Wyoming

FREEDOM

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (3 children)

North Carolina no longer requires a permit, except for concealed carry.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

It doesn't have to be a gun show, can be anywhere. I've legally purchased a handful of guns in random parking lots.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

unlicensed seller at a gun show

Says people who have never been to a gun show. Find me ONE table that's unlicensed.

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

No. That wouldn't happen in a gun store.

You'd have to go to a gun show.

Edit: a gun show is like comic con, only for guns.

[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I mean Terminator 1 takes place in 1984. As far a quick search goes, there were no background checks, no assault weapon ban, no waiting period, ..etc

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I think you could still buy machine guns. No phased plasma rifles though.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey pal, only what you see here.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Background checks started in '68, they didn't become instant until like '93 because internet but they still existed, I think it was by phone back then. The rest of that isn't around now either except for some states, the national AWB expired 21yr ago, and there's never been national waiting periods.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (14 children)

Private sales are private sales. Has nothing to do with gun shows, that shit is just ignorance from anti-2a groups/people. The pro2a people have been asking for access to the NICS for years. Even if we had to pay $10 for a BG check to come back as clear or not, but they don't want that because it takes away from their wedge issue.

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[–] [email protected] 52 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It was when I was younger. At 16, I was able to walk into a local gun shop and buy two boxes of 9mm ammo. Shop owner didn't seem to care at all, so my friend (17) went back in weeks later to buy a .22 pistol.

No ID. No anything.

Thankfully, things have changed since then.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Changed for the better, right?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Better for sure, now kids can buy assault rifles /s

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

You should have got a gun the same caliber as the ammunition.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (3 children)

1984? In some states, yeah, It would have been that easy.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

In 1984, a full auto would still have been on an NFA registry. Open, rather than closed like today, but still not a simple one step sale.

This is of course, fact checking the finer points of gun law in a movie about a time traveling robot.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

If you find a one in a million firearms store who buys their own stock and resells out back illegally, it still is.

Also some pawn shops, technically anything made before a certain date is an Antique and skips a lot of regulations.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

They'll pry my right to sell a late medieval firearm to children from my cold dead hands.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

Except for state laws-- usually california, no limits on ammo purchases. Purchase 5 million rounds if thats what you need for um, deer hunting. Nothing over 50 cal, but 50 cal is fine. Mount it on your pickup truck or your own armored vehicle I guess. 50 cal ammo is 3 bucks per round for the cheap stuff so that adds up. Not a gun for the poors to own. You can own a tank if you want to, but theres a lot of laws around making it street legal, depending on the tank's weight.

Operating a tank is a paperwork nightmare, which is another reason why Americans are so cynical about their government.

(/s)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago

You can own a tank if you want to, but theres a lot of laws around making it street legal, depending on the tank's weight.

What if I just want a little joy ride through San Diego as a treat?

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I enjoy posts like this where Americans get hooked into the legalities of what guns can be bought, the ammo, whether it's permitted in some states, etc.

It's a movie about a robot from the future which time travelled. And people are questioning the legalities of buying guns in the 80's.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And also the answer is easy, yes. Then, now, tomorrow, yes you can just buy any gun anywhere you want at any time. To be clear, I am American. Living in Amerikkka. Before posting this I went into my local Starbucks and bought a mortar launcher and a semi automatic pistol. After that I went over to fed ex and printed 3 luigi pistols in 4 different colors.

Could you just imagine the suppression people face in other countries? Calling them colours or whatever it is in the metic system.

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[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range."

"Hey, just what ya see, pal."

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

"Hey wait a minute. Those haven't been invented yet. What are you? Some kind of time traveling killer robot with incomplete historical records. Hang on just one second pal, I gotta go to the back."

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

He also asks for an "Uzi 9mm" a full-auto machine gun, which you could NOT just buy over the counter at a retail gun store.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)

There was a ban on selling machine guns to civilians that was passed in 1986.

The original Terminator film came out in 1984. So now? Yes, but then?

Probably accurate.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Not entirely. Machineguns have, since 1934, been required to be registered with the federal government, and for a normal person individually require a federal approval to buy (a "stamp").

What happened in 1986 was the machinegun registry changed from open to closed. This means, that new machineguns are no longer added to the registry, meaning that for the average person (ie not somebody involved in the industry with their own special licensing) the number of machineguns for sale is limited and supply over time will always be going slowly down.

The process for buying a machinegun is as simple as buying any other NFA item like a silencer/suppressor or an SBR. The cost has skyrocketed thanks to limited supply.

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, he did come from the future after all. It wouldn't be hard for Skynet to dig through criminal records, court cases, sales records, bank info, etc... and pinpoint where to get an optimal shopping experience for this mission.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Part of the plot was that Skynet didn't have great records. The terminator had to use a phone book and go down the line killing Sarah Conners because it didn't know which one was the target

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I find it weird that there probably was an early skynet that did know all these addresses off a bat but had no time machine, and then a later skynet that lost that info but did have that time machine.

I guess the rebels really did make a marked difference to the data banks of skynet to cripple it, even as its capabilities were extended

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Consider that a fire in one building in 1973 destroyed millions of military records of which there were no copies, ruining bookkeeping for military personnel who had been discharged up to the 1960s.

The world was much less digitized even in the 1980s. A lot of records were still kept on paper or microfiche.

In the world of The Terminator Skynet's first move was to nuke population centers. That means destroying untold numbers of records. Sure some military and high level government records would be on ARPANET but Skynet wouldn't by default have been fed all of this mundane business and personal information because it simply hadn't been digitized and had no application for a military network.

Thats a lot of blank spaces.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Used to be.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (5 children)

America? Probably (dunno what guns laws are like Bolivia or the other American countries). The US America? Definitely!

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

20 years ago in Idaho my buddy who is a Marine took me into Walmart. The only restrictions on our purchases were the bounds of our debit cards.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It was in the 80's. The only way he wouldn't have gotten a gun was if he was a stereotype of a gay man and came into the gun store kissing his boyfriend.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

As an American, no.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

Dude clearly got the paperwork out.

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