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Trolley problem (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/programmer_humor

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Let's play coin flip!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I like those odds

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Quickly move the switch while on track, then hope the paths willl be wide enough to stop the trolley.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

why would you wanna kill the programming language commitees.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Am I also in range of the nuclear bomb, or am I safe? Unclear as the image doesn't specify if it is drawn to scale or not. Also which direction are the tracks currently pointing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

my family is dying and i dont like it, atleast get me on the tracks with them, would not be able to live with the guilt anyway

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Wait, what does the middle track do?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

It's the Republican track

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Same as normal but you chose the status quo rather than having it enforced upon you.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 week ago

deepmind: tr0ll3y m4n r3f3rs t0....

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