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[–] [email protected] 150 points 3 days ago (4 children)

One of my clients at work has this IT guy with a furry profile picture on Zoom.

I assumed it was a mistake, people join with dumb pictures/names sometimes, but no. He never changed it in any of our meetings.

And then I looked at his account in our software, which allows users to upload their own photo, and he put a different furry picture there. A strictly work related account, that only his coworkers and us can see.

And you know what, I respect it.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Reminds me of this:

Not sure if this is real, but you know you've won at life when you can submit something looking like this and still get hired.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

Shared 6mo ago where someone claimed it legit by a well-known guy who’s epic so they could pull it off IIRC

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I work as a Linux sysadmin and I have quite a few plushies strewn about my office; and for my profile pic I have Ikea Japan's Blahaj in a business suit. Have yet to here any grief about it!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 days ago

Why would you get any grief for a profile picture with a proper business suit?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

It's like getting mad at a male programmer for having a beard, even the business majors know it's part of the professional attire.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago (5 children)

I have a coworker with a furry pic for his work profile! He recently updated it to a different art of the same character. This guy is totally commissioning art of his fursona and using it for his work profiles. Im honestly kind of impressed by his dedication. Hes some kind of rodent like maybe a possum?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I like when I start a job and someone has a furry avatar. I know who to go when something weird comes up I can't figure out. It's worked out for me so far.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

I would call this based, but it's risky. Flirty behavior complaint to HR for having been called a cutie in 3...2...

[–] [email protected] 203 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I really appreciate how they're trying to be nice about it

No worries, you're still a cutie, even in business attire

[–] [email protected] 171 points 3 days ago (1 children)

They're not trying to be nice, they are being nice about it >:3

[–] [email protected] 41 points 3 days ago

They're being super nice about it!

Like they're absolutely willing to accept whoever you are, they're just worried that other businesses might not be as nice and don't want you to have to deal with that

[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago

Pretty sure the whole thing is satire and that line is supposed to make it obvious, but I'm just doing me

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[–] [email protected] 171 points 3 days ago (4 children)

This reminds me of how my manager cringed when I made an official internal document that needed to be shared with clients using the shizuku version of crystal.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 days ago (8 children)

I dunno, I'd be weirded out if someone used a non anime skinned version of crystal. If this makes you cringe I feel like maybe not cut out for tech sector.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You need to remember that the technical people may not have an issue with it, but the bean counters tend to be more stuffy and upright about shit. And a lot of clients are especially up tight in my experience. Something about paying you money and expecting standard business responses.

I wouldn't give a shit if I saw that, but I absolutely would not send that up the chain if a junior sent me that screenshot (or I'd crop it down to the most useful info. Last thing I want to do is listen to some asshole c-level complain at me for 20 minutes about professionalism.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I just recently found CrystalMark and was so confused about the downloads. If there was only anime girl skins I would have looked elsewhere, despite it being highly recommended lol. Can't send that to our CEO and demand we change hypervisor throughout our company...

[–] [email protected] 31 points 3 days ago

I remember thinking it was really pretty and added some life to the dull corpo experience.

It ended up working in our favour, our clients were weebs like me.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Am I into this stuff at all, no

Is that freaking hilarious? Yes

Ahahahaha

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 3 days ago (1 children)

It's amusing how things you never expect to be seen by others suddenly go intercontinental because your company likes them. I have a friend who retired from her corporate job about 15 years ago. She had an excel document (that I guess became some sort of super document, I dunno, I'm not into that sort of stuff), and it worked so well for her work that it became the company standard for a gigantic multinational corporation (they're one of the ones you always hear involved in US wars), and whatever she did couldn't be changed once she left.

That means she occasionally still gets contacted about her mildly suggestive name for the file. It references testicles and corporate greed in one go round.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (4 children)

👀 what is the file name??

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Maybe we should guess and the User could let us know when we are on the right track if they are still reading this thread.

Scrotum chugger is my guess.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Put me down for Bollock Gobbler

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

nutglutton.xlsx

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago

Literally 1984

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago

Given how shitty a lot of big corporations are, I think this was handled pretty well actually

[–] JackbyDev 36 points 3 days ago

Share the pic 🥺

[–] pipe01 89 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 51 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Based will come when corporate finally pulls their heads out of their arses and accepts that to hire good IT people need to to go to the cat girls.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 3 days ago (8 children)

They know, they just don't want other companies to know. They might steal the cat girls

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[–] [email protected] 73 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Boss: Did you mean to use a shirtless picture on your work profile.

Me: Yeah, that was totally on purpose. I didn't just look through my pictures for a recent head shot and then not notice my nakedness. That would be absurd.

/me changes it as quickly as possible

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I had a shirtless incident working at a hardware shop in my early 20s. I was given my work uniform, but I didn't see any changing room, so I just popped into an empty office to change. It was just a shirt - a 10 second job - no problem. Ripping of my shirt, I heard shouting from the neighbouring office from my new (female) boss: "we have about 3 active cameras in that office, just thought you might want to know."

In panic I quickly had to decide between apologizing, becoming embarrased or running away. My smart ass brain landed on shouting back "if you see anything you like, speak up!"

I was very that lucky she just found it funny.

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 3 days ago

Getting this email is career goals

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

If it were my company/cooperative, I would encourage creative self expression like this, rather than try to crack down on it, but this is likely because I'd prefer working on video games instead of boring business stuff (would likely still pick up the latter to fund the former).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Am I the only one that cringed at the last sentence? Seems super inappropriate and unprofessional to call a subordinate a "cutie."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Depends on the business culture. Considering they are only getting a notice after they have to interact with customers I'm going to assume it's a pretty chill culture

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Not cat ears in your company profile chill though.

I worked at a huge (but old) company once where the architect at the top of my local pyramid had a fursona avatar as his company profile. Dude was a legit genius, and I'm glad the higher ups had the foresight to just let him be.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

In my company I have a serious picture in Teams, however in our internal applications (Jira, etc) I have a picture of rasputin. Over Christmas I used a AI tool to put a santa hat on him and used that as my profile picture

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 days ago

I always had my day brightened at an old job by emails from this guy in Master Data. His email signature was just MC Hammer lyrics disguised as Bible verses, something like Hammerlonious, 4:16-24. Nobody ever asked him to change it or gave him grief about it, since rather than implement something normal like SAP, the company had decided to roll their own in-house ERP system, and he was the only one who actually knew how a good chunk of it worked.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

meanwhile in academia I am looking at some random profile pictures: monkey, duck, game logo, monkey, a pub sign which has the guy's name, sloth, a weird flightless bird, couple cartoon characters including alien/kermit. only a couple smart casual profile pics which are actually external collaborators

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Do teams photos even show to external orgs?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I had Gonzo in a tux for about 7 years. No one ever even mentioned it to me. How much are people looking at this lol

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Report that to HR a week ago

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