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[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I assume these memes are related to tiktok somehow? Is there more to it than that, or am I just no longer "hip" enough to understand today's humor?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago

Yea its a meme of the format of the TikTok ban message, though there is also a sub-joke is the PID being how the US's political parties swing back and forth, which is in the part where TikTok referred to trump planning on revoking the ban, and that it just needs to wait for it to finish swinging back right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Yeah I think it is, they had a similar page

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

If the currently growth of fascism is at least a directly proportional (or even exponential) graph, just about every open source project will be banned for Reads in Louis rossman`s voice when he's pronouncing words like „own” allowing Treasonous and terrorist words like: „transgender”, „Socialism”, „nazi”, and „cis” without banning and reporting the users to the respective authorities to begin the process of relocating them to the nearest reeducation and work centre

( If you don't know the voice that I'm referring to, its in this video when he reads the EULA of sony https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krXH8jXefqE)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

all migrate to kakoune now! >:3

[–] [email protected] 18 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

ed (1) is still the standard text editor.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 12 hours ago

You don’t use butterflies?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 39 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Instruction unclear, made a Neovim version lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Am not a Neovim user. How do you make the lines show up next to the directory contents listing?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

That’s a plugin called oil.nvim, which allows you to navigate and edit filesystem as if it’s a neovim buffer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 13 hours ago

Thanks!

I’ll add that onto my ~~pile~~ list of things to look into again once Helix gets its plugin functionality…

[–] [email protected] 9 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Damn, I guess ill have to use Nano (ewww)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (1 children)

Gross, providing a UI you can just learn without a separate reference manual? Disgusting.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

Ikr, why would I want simplicity when I can have superiority (I use Arch btw)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

Or micro, if you wish nano made sense

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago

Only issue I have with it is copy paste, especially over ssh

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I wish nano wouldn’t destroy line endings.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 13 hours ago

I have not seen that behavior

[–] [email protected] 5 points 15 hours ago

What do you mean?

[–] [email protected] 117 points 1 day ago (5 children)
  1. Learn how to take a screenshot
  2. Clean your damned screen
[–] [email protected] 70 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Learn how to take a screenshot

Part of the joke is that it looks like a snapchat story, hence the photo

[–] [email protected] 11 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

And what about their screen?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 22 hours ago

People on Snapchat dont give a fuck about cleanliness.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 day ago

Screenshots are also disabled.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't notice until you posted. I thought it was my phone screen.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 day ago
  1. Clean your damned phone screen
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

I thought it was some sort of sky full of stars background.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (1 children)

Yes, please teach us how to take screenshots from tty.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

It's not a tty, you can see the window dscorations in the picture

[–] [email protected] 69 points 1 day ago (3 children)

It's okay. Emacs is still available.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago

Bah. Moving from one ideologist's garden to another. Choose freedom! Choose Microsoft Paint.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (3 children)

Emacs runs everything if you try hard enough.

Someone has built an org mode plugin for launching steam games[1] - I don't believe anyone has yet built a steamos emulator in elisp, though.

But that just means it could be you!

  1. https://github.com/Kungsgeten/steam.el
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago

I'm sure some PhD student has. Unfortunately they don't come out of their mom's attic for anything other than ramen so we'll never find out

[–] MajorHavoc 7 points 1 day ago

Holy shit, that looks real.

I... Don't have words. It's beautiful. And it's terrifying.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Dirty Emacs scum. Jk, I love ya.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Hey, personally, I use nano.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 hours ago

Pretty great response.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Nano users unite and edit a few lines of code, but that's it.

[–] MajorHavoc 7 points 1 day ago

Nano users unite and edit a few lines of code, but that's it.

I would pay for that on a shirt. That's really good.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 22 hours ago

But what about micro :P

Honestly i feel micro is a child of vim and nano. Powerful addons and visual support. With simple keybinds

[–] towerful 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm just surprised this isn't a systemd joke

[–] [email protected] 0 points 6 hours ago