That last line is masterfully written
this post was submitted on 20 Jan 2025
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At press time, the pair had reportedly gotten into a blowout fight after Jasmine intercepted an anatomically impossible nude from one of Musk’s other girlfriend apps.
your comment made me read the article.
agreed.
Man, almost ate this one. I hate this.
Really? AI girlfriend app?
You've seen the real news lately?
Yeah but come on.
Dude, he named his kid "X æ A-xii"...
Another one's called "Techno Mechanics" (nickname: Tau).
Yeah but celebrities and rich people have had trouble with names for a minute now.
https://sh.itjust.works/post/31410262
Wouldn't have thought this would fly either, yet here we are, in the dumbest of timelines. Yeah, if it's this fucker I have trouble anticipating just how insane he really is going to be today. I'll keep double checking, but not eating the onion gets harder and harder.
There are ai girlfriend apps?
The weebs cornered the market on fantasy waifus decades ago
Since like ten seconds after the AI bubble started
Actually before too
I know, but GP didn’t seem to
Yup.
How?
You do know AI girlfriend apps exist though, right?
That doesn't explain how gullible someone could believe that this wasn't satire
You never talk to techbros at any length, do you
This tracks