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Elon Musk Holds Up AI Girlfriend App So She Can See (theonion.com)

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[–] [email protected] 74 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

That last line is masterfully written

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[–] Mikina 68 points 17 hours ago

At press time, the pair had reportedly gotten into a blowout fight after Jasmine intercepted an anatomically impossible nude from one of Musk’s other girlfriend apps.