"what is up, my mammals?"
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2025
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Why would she ask "How many dudes have you fucked?" to attack his position??
It seems like a completely different topic altogether. I call fake.
Oh and the gay part is trivial and left as an exercise to the reader.
Shouldn't it have been "How many guys have you fucked?" He didn't say "you dudes."
Obviously fake, but the response is a total non-sequitur to set up for the grindr but.
It's because the joke story was supposed to be " hey dudes" That way the woman asks "how many dudes have you fucked" he can then go into the Grindr gotcha
Nobody says hey dudes anymore though
"You fuckers" is the correct nomenclature
At some point you need to take responsibility for your insecurities and work on moving past them rather then expecting society to placate you. Languages evolve, so if your end goal is gender equality (or even if its not), the best thing you can do is accept that words are context sensative and "dude" and "guys" can be neutral terms.
Alternatively, if a woman asks you not to call her a guy or a dude, respect that.
At first you need to take responsibility for what comes out your face and not assume everyone will accommodate to your inability to read the room. If you're an asshole to someone don't be a little bitch if you're getting called out.
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"Cunt" it is, then.
Accidentally Australian /j
Cunt is singular, he should have used "cunts".
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This is fake and gay. Literally
Yeah, the fact that OP mentioned being at a party was sus. Nobody who posts on 4 Chan is ever invited to parties.
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I view "guys" and "dudes" as gender neutral but when its directed towards me i start feeling like shit
Man... I'm sorry.
Man…
Thomas has never seen such bs before
It's not a problem until someone tells you to not refer to them as a dude or a guy. If you continue, you are just an asshole 🤷🏻
Sure, but we're talking plurals of strangers atm. "Please don't call me a guy going forward" is a different conversation than "what you just said is stupid, mean, and wrong".
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People really dont understand how languages work. Even brother and man can be gender neutral. If you say "man, whyd you do that" thats gender neutral. Same with dude and guy.
me@lemmy~$ man
Whatever you say, girliepop
I'm a man but I love when people call me babygirl or something like that
Idk about the rest of it but dude and guys can totally be gender neutral and i hate people that dont get that. Its such a bitchy thing to get mad about
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Dude is also genderless.
I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes!
Listen to this dude.
I worked at a university and I heard women call each other "bro" all the time.
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I definitely use "guy" as gender neutral. I used to refer to women as "dude" as well, but it was a bit controversial so I stopped
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This is a good joke but it really lets itself down by switching from "guys" to "dudes" when it's about the former word...
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