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[–] [email protected] 137 points 2 days ago (10 children)

Dude is also genderless.

I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 hours ago

Listen to this dude.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 days ago (4 children)

I worked at a university and I heard women call each other "bro" all the time.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

My teenage daughters say "bruh" pretty often.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

My gen z sister in law says bro way more than me.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Almost like OP is making shit up

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It is almost certainly made up for the sake of the joke, but I've absolutely met women like this.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dude for me is genderless, but it's not a label everyone can fit into, you gotta be chill.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If they don’t abide, they lack dudeness

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Depends on the context.

"Hey Brian, were you making out with a dude last night!?"

"Haha, no, that was Annie, she's a chick, she just has short hair."

Dude(s) and Guy(s) can be gender neutral or male-only. Girl can mean a female child, or it can mean a woman, depending on the context.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago

Me? I know who I am! I'm a dude playing a dude disguised as another dude.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Cunt is also genderless.

I'm a cunt. He's a cunt. She's a cunt. We're all cunts!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Dude is a network monitoring tool as well.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No, that's the admin of my instance, and he's not a tool, he's quite chill.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I have female colleagues that have yelled at me for calling them dude.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

And The Dude abides

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)