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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon gets corrected (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 day ago (2 children)

I'm a dude. He's a dude. She's a dude. We're all dudes!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 day ago

I also follow the Less than Jake linguistic model.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We need a new word. I suggest blob

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Beware of the blob, it creeps, and leaps, and slides and glides along the floor, right through the door and all around the wall, a splotch, a blotch, be careful of the blob POP