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[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Raid the grocery store dumpster for expired eggs, even better and free

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago

Not a totally terrible idea if you want the eggs for vandalism.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Lemme share something with you people.

Eggs are still stupid cheap, today. However, there are too many greedy people between the producer and people that need them for eating.

My everyday job has me go around to places most will not go and one day I discovered an egg farm, somewhat off the beaten path, that sells directly. Only requirement is that they sell a minimum of thirty eggs (a tray).

I made a few questions and now I'm bringing eggs weekly from there, invoiced to me by weight. No size distinction but most eggs are L size. Roughly speaking, each egg is 0,1667€, with VAT already included. The same egg in supermarkets is sold anywhere between 6 to 11 cents more expensive.

That's too much.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago

Assuming they mean win.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 12 hours ago

Eggs in the supermarket near me are anywhere from $4.99 to $12.99 for 12.

Eggs from farmers near me are $4 for 12.

Easy to guess where I buy my eggs.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

You guys don't throw cow manure at your traitorous neighbour's freshly white washed house walls?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Cow manure is also too expensive for that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago

What do you mean? It comes free with the cow.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

I haven't before, but I might now. There's plenty of dairies around here...

[–] [email protected] 14 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

Wow, this comment thread is like I'm back in reddit! Does this mean lemmy's made the big time, that now we're getting disinformation and bots? 🤩

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Instance based issues

[–] [email protected] 6 points 16 hours ago

Already have both

[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

Just saw $6.99 eggs today.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Their $3 in Wegmans. You need a better egg guy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

It's 3 hours to the nearest Wegman's.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

What's your location?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

each? were they golden?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

If you're getting fancy eggs. The mass produced eggs are like $2.99.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

In a high cost-of-living area too?

$7.42 at Wal-Mart in Northern California omg wtf (that’s for the fake cage free, that discount store doesn’t even have the pasture raised at all)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I‘m glad Austria banned battery cage systems in 2009 and the EU banned it in 2012. Also, Austria banned cages in 2020 and regulated the amount of animals depending on the space of the stable.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 20 hours ago (2 children)

I buy from a Mennonite farmer.
$3/doz, often laid same day....CAD...sure sucks to be me, egg-wise.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Unwashed eggs?!? Gross

Just kidding, I'm actually extremely jealous, those eggs taste so much better (and are probably way safer at this point)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago

But fuck can they run...