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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 minutes ago

Triborough Bridge

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Don’t care who buys it, or if it’s been demolished or moved or replaced or whatever. It’s still Mile High Stadium.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

Facebook to Meta at least makes sense. They didn't change the product name; they just separated the company running the website from the website. And I mean, let's be real... Facebook is a stupid name for a conglomerate.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 42 minutes ago

Facebook doesn't even let you do what it was originally intended for. Judging other people's worth solely on looks.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

It's still called "the Gulf of Mexico."

Some dumb bully gave it a dumb nickname and they're acting like he legally changed it's birth certificate.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 26 minutes ago* (last edited 19 minutes ago)

It is not a country. So there is nothing like a UN defined name. So no one can force any country to name it the way they want. Don't think it's Trump decision Maybe the U.S. Board on Geographic Names?

Like you call it Persian Gulf, other countries call it Gulf of Arabia, and Turkey actually even calls it Gulf of Basra. (Btw, you legally have to call it Türkiye nowadays. It actually "changed it's birth certificate" at the UN. Doubt you care about that.)

[–] [email protected] 13 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

What did I miss? I haven't heard anything about a new name.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Trump tried to rename the gulf of Mexico to the gulf of America.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 29 minutes ago* (last edited 28 minutes ago)

It's pretty funny tbh, I'm waaaay too politically fatigued to get bent out of shape over things like that.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 18 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I came here specifically to comment this. Not even a Chicagoan but it will always be Sears Tower. I don't give a shit who owns the naming rights.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 39 minutes ago

Yeah it’s funny the nostalgia that gets attached to the old sponsor. But I think it’s because you forget the company. Nobody gives a shit about Sears anymore so I think it’s one of the best examples. It’s just what people call it, and refusing the new name isn’t defending Sears’ honor, it’s taking a stand and claiming practical ownership over something in your community. It’s eschewing the idea that someone’s virtual monetary exchange that’s represented on a couple of spreadsheets and in a bunch of ~~advertisements~~ news articles somehow matters more than what the actual people call something

[–] [email protected] 30 points 16 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

We all forgot couch fucker because they've made him sit quietly in the corner since the vp debate.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 12 hours ago

He must be seething over Elon taking his position.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 16 hours ago

"Shut your fucking face, sofa fucker!

You're an armrest-biting bastard, sofa fucker!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Apparently Acrisure Stadium in Pennsylvania.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 hour ago

Here I was thinking someone renamed an obscure physics thing I didn't know about.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 15 hours ago

If someone calls it X I’ll call it twitter but if somebody still is on there calling it Twitter then I’ll insist on calling it X. You can’t fool yourself, you are still on Elon Musk’s X.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 17 hours ago (4 children)

For my yinzers: Carnegie Science Center

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Is it still a magical place? Have not been in many years.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 13 hours ago

whatever is what is properly referred to as Metropol I will get arrested there calling it Metropol to the current occupamts

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Also Starlake amphitheater

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

is it no longer called that either

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

is it no longer called that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No, it's now Daniel G. and Carole L. Kamin Science Center after they made a $65mil donation last year.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 24 minutes ago

fuck i wish i would have known i woulda done 70m and called it Mike Tomlin's Butthole Center

[–] [email protected] 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

How about the Tappan Zee bridge in NYC?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

What are they trying to call it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

I think they renamed it after Mario Cuomo?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 18 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

You know, I was going to shit on you because it was a completely different stadium. But then I realized I often call the new home of the NY Giants Giants Stadium.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

Right? Like, in my heart, the Mets play at Shea. They can put the stadium on the frigging moon, the Mets play at Shea!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 17 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago

Golf or rat penis?