I still can't quite believe people voted for 4 more years of headlines like this
this post was submitted on 08 Jan 2025
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I try to take heart in the fact that the majority didn't actually vote for him, but it's cold comfort, considering so many couldn't be bothered to vote at all.
We're kinda fucked.
The majority of people who actually voted did. Who knows what the rest really think, but at the very least they were fine with this.
We're mega fucked.
Well ackshually! It was a plurality not majority. Not that it actually makes a difference...
Still got less than 50%.
He did get the highest percent, but under half of voters. Still fucking depressing, but as numbers were fully counted and confirmed his percentage steadily decreased.
Still fucked though, yes.
maga fucked Fixed it for you
If it helps (it won’t), voter suppression has been working overtime since like 2012. My ballot didn’t come until the 8th of November, and I couldn’t spring for a surprise voting day flight home. For more local citizens, things like making them wait six hours and banning people from providing water are effective, not because people don’t care, but because people are concerned with immediate survival, so they might have to leave the line to go to work.
Take heart; you are slightly less fucked than Hezbollah
He wants to bring the stock market down, at least until he is in office. It's what he likes to use as a scoreboard. Since his move to easy federal deficit fell through, he needs to find othe means to be able to pump the market further into a bubble. Watch him change his tune as soon as he is in office. He will probably say, oh well Greenland and Panama decided to take a deal, so "Mission Successful!.... while he quietly releases J6ers and takes even more control of our politics behind the curtain.
I'm sure people now see that it's all Hezbollah behind the failed coup and Trump is the only one that can fight them! /s
The people who voted for this don't read the news because they have their heads up their asses, blissfully unaware what goes on in the world. And will blame the dems for anything bad in their life.
His key to winning this time relied heavily on people who don’t pay attention and who don’t usually vote.
I feel like your username doesn't check out
It's aspirational
judging from the behaiivor of people on social media, everything from little kids to grown adults of both parent and grandparent age. people are fucking stupid and im not at all surprised, education failed, brain rot won. this is not surprising
Surprise is qualitative. I was ready for this (left the country 3 years ago, still voted from abroad) but I was fully ready to have been wrong all this time. I'm not used to being this prescient, and it doesn't bode well for the rest of what I think I need to be ready for.
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So he's going to pardon Hezbollah on day one?
The same attack he called a "day of love" yesterday?
He frequently takes all sides of every issue so his moronic supporters can cherry pick quotes in retrospect and claim he was right all along. He's been doing it since 2016. They think it makes him "smart". America will get what it voted for.
I was gonna ask about the loving Hezbollah patriots, too
It was a multifaceted day, to be sure 🥴
Wait, was it a peaceful day of love, or was it a Hezbollah plot? Were they unfairly persecuted in a witch hunt, or were they terrorists?
If they were liberals masquerading as Trump supporters, why did he say that he'll pardon them?
It was also Antifa bussed in by George Soros.
Oceania has always been at war with Hezbollah.
Makes total sense to me.
Ah yes - remember all those convicted Jan 6 insurrectionists who turned out not to be magas? (Me neither.)
Gravette, Arkansas, 20 minutes from my house, is a Hezbollah stronghold. Amazing. Who knew.
Excited to see if he pardons Hezbollah
we have to find out about who, exactly, was in that whole thing,
You and maga extremists, those were in that whole thing. You invited everyone by tweet, remember you narcissistic alzheimer maniac?
Just 12 more days until he literally the second most powerful man on earth. (musk is obviously topping Trump. Figuratively and literally.)
What's the breaking point gonna be for this country? Specifically, the point at which the general public will actually care
When it hits their wallet same as always. What actually got is civil rights? Stopping enough business that businesses said enough let them have it so we can get back to work. That said that was back when pinks would get openly shot at and bombed.
The largest march in the history of the US happened on his last inauguration day. People care.
They're just up against a very rigged and heavily armed system that routinely kidnaps and tortures folks who try to stop them.
The DOJ didn't care for the last 4 years, why should anyone else even think any of it was real? It's too late already America!
The Witholding of aid for California thing looks very.... Seeds of a sparking a civil war....y
So.... He's gonna pardon Hezbollah?¿
Hezbollah?
I mean, if were just adding random groups...
Are you are the Grinch wasn't involved too? Or maybe Klingons?
I know Trump says dumb unfounded things on an hourly basis but this one is a top ten level stupidity comment
Without a shred of evidence, of course
Wait, he's claiming to be Hezbollah?
No, Hezbollah acted on their own to make him look bad -- the Lone Towelhead Theory. Unless the Biden Crime Family set it up using Hillary's email server. Or was it Obama all along?
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Next year he'll claim it was caused by the fish people. Dudes grasping at straws
I'm hella tired so I thought this said Hellova boss
And then a spaceship landed, and little aliens came out and went all "Bing badabing!" (That, by the way is LITERALLY how that guy imitates gun sounds)
time to turn off the TV folks. you though 2016 was bad. Reality is a subjective term now.