To be fair it's a small beer
this post was submitted on 07 Jan 2025
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His palms are sweaty...
momβs spaghetti
he's nervous
"Got the kids huh? You're gonna need another beer for this" -SkipTheDishes
Don't worry. This is normal in Germany.
We have a saying here in Denmark: "the truth is to be heard from children and drunk people".
With that in mind, what could be more truthful than a toddler on their second white Russian? π
Wine? You mean "old grape juice?"
Fermented grape juice.
I mean, look β If your kid canβt tell the difference between a merlot and a malbec by the time theyβre ready to order from the adult menu, can you say youβve succeeded in preparing them for adulthood?
Everyone knows you gotta select the adult's menu to order hard liquor silly! ππ»
Well yeah, I ain't paying that adult menu markup!
No milk? Shame...
where liquor?