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A genie appears before you and says you must choose to be very physically attractive, but slightly below average intelligence, or very intelligent, but slightly below average attractiveness? Which would you choose, and why?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'm an introvert so I'm going for very intelligent.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm already smart and beautiful.

Isn't there a genie out there that cures anxiety?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Not really a genie, more of a willo the wisp, but I get it from a bloke called Spider. It's very more-ish.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

So... the genie offers to make me look better by increasing my looks to only slightly below average? Noice!

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

If we're talking 90+ percentile then no question I'd go with smarts and use it to have a big impact on some field of science. Otherwise I'd probably still pick smarts but it's more of a tossup.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (3 children)

I thought I blocked this shit hole instance a couple days ago. Apparently it didn't work. Time to add them again!

Why do you keep coming back, OP?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Would I be pretty and daft enough to not overthink and complicate everything and to finally be happy?

Ok then. Let me be a himbo. The ladies may take advantage.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Easily smart and slightly below average attractiveness. It's pretty trivial to boost your appearance by 2-3 "points" with some decent fashion choices, makeup, working out, and good grooming.

Worst case, I use my high intelligence to get a high paying job and use some of the money for plastic surgery.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well how long would I have to give one of them up for?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I chose Chameleon from the Xanth universe.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Where do I live? If I'm in a place where people are beautiful, slightly below average attractiveness would be perfect for the rest of the world, make me a genius.

If I live where people are so intelligent and are ugly, please make me better looking and slightly dumber than them, I can make my way through the world just fine.

I think looks are easier to fix, but learning can help fix stupid - I'm sure there are at least some stupid people with more sense than some smart people.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Clever but slightly below average attractiveness? Yes, I'll take that. It would be a double upgrade for me.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I want the intelligence, but could I settle for my current level of attractiveness?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

The latter. I guess that's kinda what I have already and I have no complaints. I'm aro/ace anyway so I don't really need the stunning looks for dating purposes. My relatively decent ability to learn new things never ceases to entertain me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I’m currently neither. Since I’m already used to not being intelligent, I’d go with being beautiful. Then I could always work to increase my intelligence if I wanted.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

I pick the grilled cheese sandwich.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Whats good looking gonna do if you are gonna be suceptable to the simplest scams in the world?

[–] rekabis 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I have always taken the metaphorical red pill when given a chance. I would rather live in pain and suffering knowing the truth, than living in ignorance and happiness.

And I don’t mind being ugly. I’m a misanthrope anyhow. Being ugly just means you are more likely to be left alone.

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