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- PhD in quantum cryptography
- 3 years of janitorial services experience
- Proof of current therapist
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2023
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Also willing to get the entire office lunch on wednesdays.
And willing to work without pay for a probationary period of six months. Pay will be negotiated after that based on evaluations.
This is more than just a full stack, this is stack overflow. ~~please clap~~
Yeah, they're pushing it hard with this one
EZ, I have 5 years of experience with ChatGPT 😎
Pfft, obviously an intern position.
I mean, reading that, it's a stretch but not that much of a stretch. They're basically saying "JVM, .NET, Node, a bunch of CI/CD and DevOps tools" and then a bunch of repeats and calling out adjacent technologies/specific dependencies. It's not something where you'd be expected to work on all of those every day, but work full-stack at a company a bit and drift into a few different projects and you'd check those boxes. This is just a very bad/scary job posting calling out every minutiae.
Right, this seems like a normal list. They didn't say you have to be an expert in all of these, just that you may be using them.
No SVN. I'm in.
No PostgreSQL, hard pass
They are looking for a full stack of developers.
and more.
Billy Mays: "But wait, there's more!"
They're looking for a full-stacked developer
Is that real? That is absolutely absurd. At least it says "may encounter" instead of "required"
"Required with at least 25 years experience in each language"
Stack taller than the Empire State Building
Full Spectrum Developer
We made up 5 of those. For your application to be considered, please say which ones at the top of your cover letter.
"We expect you to have at least +10 year job experience as well" 😅
Both TFS AND GitHub??? These guys know what they're doing.
Looking for a consolidator and a lead architect. lol tfs and github 🤦♂️
Me too like big stack! Unga bunga
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